Earlier today the CollegeCandy editors were talking about how boring this summer has been in terms of celebrity freak outs. Think about it. Where are the Charlie Sheen-style rants? The Britney-circa-2007 breakdowns? The sext addict scandals so shameful they’d make even Tiger Woods blush?

We were pacing the office, pulling our hair out, cursing the Hollywood heavens above for the gossip drought with which we had obviously been cursed. Clearly we did something really bad to deserve such treatment. (Okay, so maybe we shouldn’t have poured our drink into that bitchy girl’s handbag at happy our last night…) With our heads hung in shame, we made our way back to our desks. Defeated, or so we thought.

One quick look at our tumblr dashboard yielded Christmas morning-worthy gifts. It appeared as thought the hand of Celebrity God (Morgan Freeman, obvs) reached down and presented us with a new addition to the tumblr-verse. Looks like Val Kilmer has joined the neighborhood, y’all. And he’s freakin’ insane. Read More »

Some people were just meant to be naked.  They worked hard on their bodies (or were blessed by some freak chance of natural awesomeness) and I won’t stand in their way of presenting perfection to the world.  Hell, I always say that if I had the goods, I’d be showing ‘em off, too.  However, there’s a reason I’m not showing my “goods” to anyone.  Some people just look better with clothes ON.  Like me.  And these dudes:

Leonardo DiCaprio.

The man is smoldering on the red carpet…and pretty much everywhere else you find him with clothes on.  However, the beach (and we’re not talking the movie)?  Leo is a bit heavy on the man boobs and whatnot.  He should stick to the jeans + tee shirt rule at the very least. Read More »

Batman. He’s rich, brooding, favors skin-tight latex, and tends to speak in a real low sexy-scratchy voice (no matter who’s playing him at the time). He’s obviously got some issues, but how can you hate on a guy who’s buff and saves the world on his off days from being a millionaire playboy?

I mean, I’d hit that.

There have been 5 Batman films since 1989, with a 6th one coming out this weekend. Not all of them have been critically acclaimed, but certainly all of them have tried to manufacture true hotness in a batsuit. Because we enjoy hotness even more than we enjoy things blowing up and campy dialogue, we here at CC have listed the Batman movies in order of their attractiveness factor. That’s right. Hot. Bod. Action.

5) Batman and Robin (1997)

Why it’s HOT: George Clooney, Alicia Silverstone, Uma Thurman, requisite skin-tight body suits

Why it’s NOT: Ahnold Schwarzengovener, Chris O’Donnell, the whole idea of “batboy” (please. Never seen anything gayer), the whole idea of “batgirl” (double please. She sucked), and this plot summary from IMDB.com: “Batman & Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City” (sounds like a chick flick where people have idiot names). Read More »