The Hallmark holiday is fast approaching. The one day of the year when it’s mandated you find ways to display, publicly or privately, how much you love/want to f*ck/care about another person…or persons if you’re involved in a polyamorous relationship/affair/dream come true/nightmare.
ReadyU says save the ramen and TV dinners for February 15th, and put on something nice...you're overdue for a meal that isn't served from a Styrofoam cup or cardboard box.
Also, I probably NEVER would have bought nipple gel on my own...but guess what guys? I LIKED IT A LOT. The one that came in the box was California Exotic Novelties Climax Nipple Gel, mint flavored. I would have been waaaaay too freaked out to buy some in public, but since it came to my door I figured I may as well try it, and now I'm a big fan!
After a recent chat with CC Editor Alex, we came to the conclusion that the Internet is basically the ideal man. Before you think we're crazy, hear us out! I decided to come up with a bunch of reasons why my relationship with the Internet is the best I have ever been in.
• Top Ten Lies Men Tell Women• Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd have "kissed for years!" • Rumer Willis's Hollywood home burglarized • The Best Rom Com Actors Under 40
Dear friends who thought I would stop ranting about Valentine's Day once I was in a relationship, I'm sorry you were mistaken. I know I'm not the only person that rants about V-Day (coupled or otherwise). My new favorite Tumblr account, Occupy Valentine's Day, proves it.
Can I just come right out and state the obvious? It feels impossible to find a good Valentine's Day gift for guys. It's the one holiday where everyone asks, "What is this gift saying?" Enter the Valentine's Day mix CD. It's fun, virtually free and definitely my go-to gift this year. Plus, the fact that it's 100% customizable means you can totally dial up or down the level of feelings you throw at your boyfriend/FWB/hookup.
I'm totally up for reclaiming Valentine's Day and making it about sexy self-indulgence. That's definitely something our society doesn't value nearly as much as it should; and I mean, who isn't in love with feeling sexy and sensual, whether it's for a partner or for yourself?
Whether you are on the singles team or the relationship team, there are plenty of things to love about February 14. So stop dreading leaving your apartment or dorm on Tuesday if you hate seeing everyone wearing red and smiling, and if you're in a relationship, try to appreciate these OTHER parts of V-Day along with appreciating your significant other.
• A look back at Whitney Houston's life in pictures • Whitney Houston cause of death • Grammy style showdown: Taylor Swift vs Miranda Lambert • Glee honors Whitney! • Great new sex manual called Great In Bed • Calvin Klein summer heat!
Obvious statement: Don't get your significant other a card with someone else's name on it. While you would assume that some Valentine's Day gifts are obviously bad ideas, some people just don't seem to get it. My mom once got a toothbrush(!) from her ex-boyfriend for V-day in high school. If I got a gift like that, I would ask myself two questions: 1. Does he not like me? and 2. What is he implying with this gift?
Valentine's Day is in just three days and I have one question for you: do you know what you're wearing yet? You may be thinking, I don't have a significant other. Why does it matter what I wear? Regardless of whether you have a boyfriend, a hook up, a crush or if you're completely single, you should still try on V-Day.
In honor of the anniversary of Hershey's Chocolate -- which was founded on February 9th, 1894 -- and to get you to think outside the heart-shaped box this Valentine's Day, we present to you some positively decadent chocolate-based recipes. Impress your friends and loved ones with these cheap, easy and incredible treats.
Valentine's Day - love it or loathe it, it's looming on the very-near horizon. Personally I'm not a fan, but perhaps that's just my inner bitter spinster self talking -- assuming someone took it upon themselves to shower me with gifts, I'd be perplexed, but I surely wouldn't question it. But let's not allow my sour-grapes attitude get us down! Whether you're in an exciting new fling or a tried and true relationship, we've got you covered...
• Would you buy a pair of the grossest leggings ever? • Robert Downey Jr. named his son Exton. • This guy can't handle the Bieber Fever. • Who's on your dream Dancing with the Stars cast? • Did you stalk your middle school crushes? (Admit it.) • Celebrities pets are the cutest pets.
Valentine's Day is a week away, and I'm going to confess that I'm pretty excited about it. I know that it's sort of over-hyped, but I just love that there is a whole day out of the year celebrating love! So of course I take full advantage of Valentine's Day fashion: red, heart overload, and romantic details!
• Newt Gingrich thinks Brad Pitt should play him in a movie. • Do teen girls need more "protection"? • Miley Cyrus bought a new car... with cash. • Look cute while watching the Superbowl. • 7 perfect V-day gifts! • Are your psychological problems determined by your favorite princess?
• The weirdest abstinence ad ever, featuring a teddy bear. • Sometimes, celebrities are heroes. • Courtney Love actually won a lawsuit. • Check out the Summer 2012 Calvin Klein collection. • How to copy Bar Rafaeli's look • Valentine's Day cards that don't suck
So yesterday was Valentine’s Day. Not that you needed that (brutal) reminder; the aisles at CVS said it all. If you were one of the lucky few of us (not me) that were whisked away on some romantic fairytale-like evening… well, good for you. But I don't wanna hear about it.
So let's be real, we all cried a little bit when we found out Brad and Jen were splitting, and some of us are still
sticking pins in our Angelina Jolie voodoo dolls not over it. In fact, thanks to our obsession with celebrities, faux-lebrities and TV/movies, we often find ourselves more invested in Hollywood/fictional couples than we do in our own relationships.
Valentine's Day is supposed to be about expressing your love for...uh...the people you love. But what it actually is, is a commercialized way to turn love into a cheese-tastic card with the words "I wuv u" written across the top.
Happy Valentine’s Day! With three words I’ve probably caused every single reader to groan in frustration. You’re probably trying to forget this day exists, aren’t you? Trying to pretend this is just a normal Monday. Well it’s not.