NYE In Vegas: Pay Way Too Much Money To Party Near Celebs

If you think your NYE outfit, alcohol supply and approximate cab fare combine to cost a pretty penny, just be glad you aren’t greeting 2012 from a nightclub in Vegas. It might sound fun at first: there’s a ton of options, the venues are gorgeous, and you can simply walk back to your hotel room whenever you’re ready to change outfits in time for breakfast, right?

The Weekly Ten: Best Party Themes Ever

Everyone gets stuck in the same routine on the weekends. Drink, drank, drunk. From frat parties to the bar, the whole thing can get a little tiresome. Here’s the bottom line: Parties are great. Parties with a theme? Even better. Here are the top ten party themes to throw or participate in.

In Defense of Implants

I love the way I look. I’m confident and generally pleased with my body in a bikini. Well, at least I am now… after my breast enhancement. That’s right, I have implants and I’m not ashamed of it.

Single. And Re-thinking My Game Plan

Beyond all the slot machines, free booze and horny people everywhere, Las Vegas is like single life grown in a petri dish; it’s bigger and more rampant, and it lets you observe some things. And somewhere along the way it hit me: the giant singles meat market that is Las Vegas is not too far off from the giant singles meat market that is my life in Chicago.

Holiday Flings: The 4-1-1 on the H-O-T

With a month off between fall and spring semesters and neurotic parents that drive you absolute…

“Entourage” Forgets That Non-Models Exist

[Just to preface things, because I know some of you out there are probably gonna surmise as much,…

Living Lohan Ep 9: Season Finale

Oh Living Lohan, I can’t believe our brief but tumultuous relationship is coming to an end (or a p…

Icing on the Cake: Jewelry Trends, Summer 2008

Accessories are a great way to complete an outfit and add a little zest to your look. This year we s…

Living Lohan, Ep 1: Mommy Will Fix it

I have been eagerly anticipating the premier of the Lohan reality show since Perez announced it…

5 Reasons Why You Need To See Showgirls (the Edited for TV Version)

So the other night while I was unpacking everything I own from a multitude of boxes, I flipped on t…

The Hills: Lauren Really Needs to Stop With That Braid Thingy/The Season Finale!

Being that I have a giant obsession with The Hills, I have forced a lot of my friends to watch it ove…

The Hills: Where Sweet Jobs for Pretty People With No Skills Abound

Yesterday was one of the best Mondays I have had in a long time. I got some great personal news, it w…

Rock of Love’s Heather Speaks Out!

Who didn’t love Heather from Rock of Love?
The stripper turned business woman took some time out…

Carrot Top is Jacked and Frightening

My roommate is scared shitless by Carrot Top.
She won’t look at pictures of him, runs from the roo…

Alcohol keeps hasslin’ the Hoff

David, David, David.
Remember when you were on the coolest show on television? Remember when yo…