Candy Dish: Man Candy
• What’s the secret to picking up a shot waitress? Take her to an amusement park.

• The top 25 colleges with the hottest women

• Don’t see a counselor for your failing relationship, register on one of these sites instead.

• Spend $300+ on new shoes and you’ll be the hottest guy on campus

• Put down the Viagra and just get healthy instead

• The sexy new female faces of fall TV

• This guy takes the cheerleader “Lingerie Football League” a little too seriously…
Cuddle Spray: Viagra for His Emotions
A constant complaint we girls have is that men “don’t talk,” that they “never tell us how they really feel,” and anyone who’s ever interacted with a dude knows its pretty unusual to see one cry. And sometimes that gets frustrating and we just want our guy to share his emotions. We don’t want to date a robot; we want a guy with feelings. We know they’re in there somewhere and we just need a little somethin’ somethin’ to bring ‘em out.

Overheard: Human Sized Hamster Ball
(Two girls, walking)
Girl 1: OK, we take this to the grave.
Girl 2: Yeah, no one can find out.
Girl 1: Kinda like the time I cried in the Lizzie McGuire movie.
Girl 2: Or when you peed on Stacie’s boots
Chew This, Ride That
Introducing: Sexlets. Gum that freshens your man’s beer breath while also sending some serious blood flow to his little friend downstairs. This gum promises pearly whites…and longer sexcapades. Can Trident do that? I don’t think so.
Candy Dish: Pfizer Has Good News for the Jobless!
• Free Viagra for all!
• Are fanny packs back?
• What’s the deal with BJs?
• Kim Kardashian sees marriage in her future.
• Celebrity Twitter overkill.
• Miss California’s got Sarah Palin in her corner.
It’s On: Criss Angel Vs. Hugh Hefner
One is an old dude with an obsession with ditzy blondes. The other is a weird guy with an obsession…
Wednesday Night Encounters: A Date with Craigslist – LOLcat Edition
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