Now that fall semester is truly underway, we know that you’re all getting your party routines down and your alcohol tolerances up. But it’s a sad college reality that everyone has those nights once in a while where they wake up in a strange place, next to a strange person…probably covered in Sharpie.
No one likes being the first to pass out…but everyone loves documenting the poor fool who couldn’t make it past 12.
Check this video out and take notes…you should never have to scrub permanent marker off your ass on a Saturday morning. It’s just pathetic.
It’s just never done much for me. I don’t dislike porn, I just don’t understand what the craze is about.
Now, look, every once in a while one comes across an image or something late night on HBO that she doesn’t mind staring at and using later, but actively seeking pictures or movies has never been something I’ve put my time into. Not because I’m not a sexual person, not because I’m embarrassed, and not because I think it’s “wrong” for girls to enjoy pornography.
I just don’t like it.
For one thing, the guy is never attractive. If he’s not hairy, he’s fat. If he’s not fat, his face looks like it got run over by a truck. A big dick doesn’t make you hot. It just means you’ve got a big appendage attached to and ugly face. There’s nothing less fantasy-worthy than a good-looking girl getting rammed by a gross dude—at least for a woman. It just reminds me of all the mistakes I’ve made.
Secondly, I find hard-core pornography disgusting. There’s nothing gross about the sexual act, but there is something unappealing about a 10-minute close up of a blow-job. I already know what that looks like, thanks. Read More »
The hotties are actually actresses who pull off the annoying, yet hilarious stereotypical cheerleaders – Nikki, Jess, Ash and Steph – who rise above their rejection from the Dallas Cowboy squad and decide to turn other peoples’ wrong social injustices into rights.
In the brand new episode entitled, “Selling Shit,” one of the girls learns the unfortunate truth behind street vendors in New York City after buying a “Picasso” from a man in Times Square. The cheerleaders decide to make their own crap (literally, crap) to sell and see who buys it and then teaches those stupid people a lesson through the art of cheer – no jazz hands needed.
The next episode won’t be featured on the site until July 17th, but check out Undercover Cheerleaders’ first three webisodes so far; the music used as back tracks is hilarious, as is the reality aspect of the show. See for yourself if people actually believe these girls are cheerleaders and not actresses just charging them a couple bucks for dog poop.
No pun intended, but this is funny shit. Watch the new episode here.
If you need proof of just how much media, and, more specifically, Internet blogs, now have complete control over our culture in a way that seems to hypnotize us all, look no further than Allison Stokke.
Who the hell is Allison Stokke, you might ask?
Allison Stokke is an 18-year-old California high school student, winner of the 2004 California state pole vaulting competition and University of California scholarship earner. It also just so happens that Allison Stokke is what males would refer to as “totally smoking.”
It all started with the simple snap of this picture. Now, Allison Stokke is one of the most popular searches on the Internet and has been absolutely bombarded by Myspacers, sports bloggers, journalists and creepy men alike.
The only problem is, Allison and her family hate all of this newfound attention – especially the blog on With Leather that turned her into a sex symbol literally, overnight. Soon after, Stokke and an entire article written about her made the front page of the Washington Post – a place usually reserved for actual current events, like….um….yea, that little war that’s been going on.
Stokke speaks out about her unwanted fame in this clip.
While I feel bad for this girl, (it’s not like she’s Lohan, who keeps going out at night, asking for it) she never asked for this and seems genuine in simply wanting to be an athlete and nothing more) I don’t think she should keep putting herself in the public eye. (see more photos after the jump) Read More »
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