TV is coming back with a bang tonight. Not only is there an extra episode of “The Hills” delighting LC-obsessed girls worldwide, but we also have the VMAs, and, of course, the return of Entourage!

I. can’t. wait. It has been waaay too long since the last time I got to follow the life of Vinny Chase and the rest of the boys of L.A. So long, in fact, that I haven’t even been having my usual “steamy night with Vincent Chase” dreams. And I miss those.

The truth is, though, that Vincent isn’t even the only one worth fantasizing about. Every guy on the show – including Turtle – is well worth a roll in the sack:

Vincent Chase – He’s hot. End of story.

Ari Gold – He’s a dirty talking business man who will fulfill your fantasies of wiping all his sh*t off the desk, throwing you down and doing naughty things to you in the middle of the office.

Eric Murphy – He’s a hard worker who will do anything to succeed. Success in the bedroom = an orgasm for you.

Turtle – He’ll get you high on the best weed in town. After that, the sex doesn’t really matter.

Johnny Drama – The sex may not be that great, but he’ll make you a gourmet breakfast in the morning.

Lloyd – He probably…er…most definitely doesn’t want to sleep with the ladies, but he would be a great gay best friend to snuggle with on Sunday mornings.

Which guy of Entourage would you want one night with?

Not only was it entertaining, but the show provided some great lessons for all of us.

Let’s start with Turtle, who has finally found lurve. The only thing is, her father is scary and super protective, so they both have to sneak around. She’s definitely making Turtle work for her affection – making him take off his hat at lunch and making him reveal his actual name? Get it, girl. This is a good lesson for all girls – if a guy is into you, he will do whatever it takes to win your heart…either that, or just get you into bed.

Drama is also having a lot of luck, but in the career department. With his TV show a hit, he was offered an audition for Rush Hour 3: only the producer messed up the names, and it was actually his younger co-star who was given the audition.

Drama doesn’t find this out until he’s livin’ it up at the director’s house/pool party, and is so determined to win a part in the movie that he refuses to leave until a part opens up for him. The director admires this (and just really wants Drama to go away) so he offers him the part of a bus driver. Another good lesson – you gotta keep going for what you want and never settle for less. With some balls, you can get far in life! Figuratively speaking, of course.

Then we have Ari, E and Vince, who are more a team than ever. After chumming it up with their movie’s new money-backers, a wealthy husband and his crazy, Russian wife, Vince is conVINCED (haha) that the wife wants to sleep with him, and she totally does want to sleep with him. Can you blame her?

After requesting to meet with Vince alone, he’s so freaked out by her that he brings along his security blanket, a.k.a, E. The Russian is offended that Vince assumed she wanted sex, and storms off. In a weird turn of events, the couple still invites the boys over for dinner and to confirm the movie is a done deal. Just as Vince is heading outside to the pool, the husband tells him he wants his wife to be happy, and if Vince really wants this movie, he will have to go upstairs and sleep with her, no questions asked.

And then the episode ended.

Scandelous! I doubt anything more will come of this, but you know Vince obliged to the offer and got his movie deal and some booty. This guy can’t get any luckier.

So what’s the lesson in this one? Sometimes, you just gotta take one for the team. (As long as it’s okay with their significant other, of course).

In two weeks, Drama tries to find a place of his own to move into. Without their live-in chef, what are the boys gonna do for food? And it was also announced that there will be all new episodes of Entourage throughout the whole summer. Weee!

While Ari, E and Vince’s storylines took a backseat, it was Turtle and Drama that had their day in the sun…er, night under the moon, I should say. Which was nice, because it definitely changed things up a bit for the boys.

Turtle goes to get Drama’s car detailed and cleaned, and while he’s there, he meets a cute girl who shares his interest in trendy sneakers. Hey, everybody’s got their thing, right? She’s into him (I guess Turtle is cute, in a teddy bear kinda way) and after convincing her intimidating father, who owns the car shop, to let him take his daughter out, Turtle leaves with a hot car and a hot date. Nice to see he can score the chicks without Vince by his side!

Is Entourage losing its’ steam?

Meanwhile, Drama wakes up to find his new TV show has been reviewed by all of the critics and he refuses to read them. He instead decides to relax at a “massage parlor” and is so distressed while his masseuse is “doing her thing” that he can’t “finish the deed.” Catch my inuendos? He has to read his review in Variety, and it’s not good. The best scene of the entire episode is Drama furiously heading down to the Variety headquarters and hunting down and reeming out the critic who always seems to give him horrible reviews. But it’s not just this critic who hates it; it’s every critic. Seems like Drama can’t catch a break, and even his so-fresh, so-clean car doesn’t help. He drives off, has a breakdown and ends up in Arizona where he spends the night wallowing in his crappy acting skills. Poor Drama! I love this guy.

In the end, Drama wakes up in his car as the boys call him to find out where the hell he’s been, and also to inform him that his show is a hit! Turns out it got great ratings. Should be interesting to see the dynamic between him and Vince, now that there’s more than one celebrity in the house.

Speaking of the house, it seems like the boys are gonna have to move out and find a smaller place – they’ll have less money to spend now that they bought the Mediian script for 5 million bucks! Like usual, Vince spends most of his time trying to get his dream movie made about Pablo Escobar. Ari and E are faithfully on his side, going back and forth with the money backers and producers – they have the script, and then they don’t. They have a chance and then they don’t. Vince decides to play hard ball for once, and with E’s money, they buy the script themselves and take on the challenging role of producers. Ari gets his favorite client back, as Vince agrees to resign with his company for all of the hard work Ari has been putting in to help.

Finally, Vince has a real shot at making this movie, which is good, because this storyline was getting too drawn-out and annoying. Now he can finally shut up, stop whining and just take off his shirt already.

When we left off, Ari was finally fired for screwing up one too many times, as Vince was hyped to get the Ramones movie on its way to production and disappointed in Ari’s canned apology to win him back.

In Sunday’s episode entitled “Less Than 30,” Vince celebrates his birthday with a new FEMALE agent named Amanda. Do I smell potential sexual tension? And no doubt Ari will be pulling out all of his obnoxious and pompous, yet, sexy (isn’t he kind of a turn-on?) stops to get his #1 client back.

Will Vince be rough and scruffy or clean-cut and shaven? How hot will this mysterious Amanda be? Will Drama catch his big break? Guess you gotta tune in on Sunday to find out. 4 days, ladies. 4 days.

Who is your favorite Entourage hottie?