The Anchorman 2 Trailer is Here, Plus Diamond Thieves at Cannes [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
Happy Monday! Time for the news.
How Animals Eat Their Food [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
Who watched the MTV Movie Awards? I didn’t… I was too busy watching Despicable Me. Here are the week’s top stories.

Dentist Nightmares, Mutant Foods, and Optical Illusions [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
It almost felt like spring this week! I’m counting down the days until I can put away my sweaters and pull out the sundresses. Here are the week’s top stories.
Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber Cry [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
Yeah, I know you’re just reading this for that headline. I was like, baby, baby, baby, ohhhhhh….. Here are the week’s top stories.
Steubenville, a New Pope, and the History of Rap [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
SPRING BRRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAK!!!!! Jk, I’m in New York and it’s snowing. But I’ve decided that if I buy cute spring clothes, spring will come. Right? Right. Here are the week’s top stories just in case you missed them on your fabulous tropical vacation.
Nutellagate, Unemployment Rate, and Taylor Swift Remixes [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
In case you hadn’t heard, students at my school apparently really like Nutella and The New York Times, NBC, CNN, and others thought that was important enough for national coverage. Here are the week’s other top stories.
You’re Doing It Wrong: The Federal Budget, Dennis Rodman and the Harlem Shake [CECS]
I’m counting down the weeks to Spring Break, which means one of two things: either it’s midterms, or I have senioritis. Wait, I think it’s both? Here are the week’s top stories.

Around the Web

FLOTUS Dances Like a Mom, Goats Sing Like Taylor Swift [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
This week’s Current Events Cheat Sheet has TWO viral videos, because I just couldn’t choose. Maybe I’m feeling generous because the Oscars were last night, or maybe it’s because the second video made me laugh so hard I almost cried. Here are the week’s top stories!
Meteors, State of the Union, Watergate, and the Harlem Shake [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
Another week, some more news! Here you go.
Richard III, Dogs of the Iditarod, and David Beckham in Underwear [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
A rogue police officer, a king’s remains and David Beckhan in his under garments, round out this week’s current events cheat sheet.
Super (Beyonce) Bowl, Blackouts, and a Kid President [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
The day after the Super Bowl: if you were partying it up last night, sorry about that hangover. If, like me, you only tuned in at halftime to see Beyonce and Destiny’s Child give the BEST halftime performance ever, congratulations, your thoughts are probably still full of her fabulousness.
Women in Combat, Norovirus, and Manti Te’o Songified [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
Katie Couric pushed Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o for some answers about his fake-dead-girlfriend controversy. And because the internet is beautiful, the Gregory Brothers songified it. Why, why, Manti?

Inaugurations, Martin Luther King, Jr., and Bad Lip Readings [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
Happy Inauguration Day, and Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Double holidays! Here are this week’s top stories.

The Anchorman 2 Trailer is Here, Plus Diamond Thieves at Cannes [Current Events Cheat Sheet]