Today, we stumbled upon a video of a guy trying to down six beers in two minutes. He gets pretty close, but it does not end well. I’m sure you can imagine what happens. Let’s just say that if you’re squeamish, you should probably skip this video.

After we had recovered from the grossness of the video, we started to think about other things you really shouldn’t try to do in two minutes. Please, look through the gallery and take our advice. You don’t want to become a viral video. Or do you…?

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So this video is so old, I’m hoping it’s new again. Especially because I just saw it for the first time this week (looking through this great round-up) and I couldn’t stop myself from smiling. Seriously, it’s one of those videos that just makes you to want to dance…and travel…and start making awesome viral videos.

With no further ado, I present, “Where the Hell is Matt?”

Do you have low self-esteem?  Have you been shot at or stabbed before?  Are you not one of those outspoken Beyonce types?

Then it’s your lucky day, girlfriend.  I present to you two men who know exactly what they want…and something makes me think they’re not getting it.  Or any for that matter.  Boasting hundreds of videos on their YouTube channels, “HotDamnIRock” and “JerryLaVigneJr” will woo you with the kind of wisdom only two very single dudes can provide.

Um. This should be cute right? A little boy hamming it up for the camera is supposed to be heartwarming? But for some reason we’re not smiling. Not sure if it’s Keenan’s soulful crooning or the fact that a woman’s voice is coming out of a four-year old, but we’re feeling a little squirmy inside.

Angelina Jolie the Barbie

Speaking of dolls (caution: WEIRD)

LC Drinks it, so should you

Freakiest mom ever?

Locklear’s arrest a setup!

THE Viral Video

Britney accidentally admits her VMA awards were staged

What you need to be one of Hef’s bodacious babes

Teenybopper dream job: have sex with a Jonas Bro

The Princess Diary’s assests…

Gossip Guys on the Gay rumors

Kurt Cobain: in blunt form

Daniel Craig, your title sucks

Aw, Leo wants little leos!

What do you get when you mix a bleached midwestern queen screaming under his bedsheet, with a monotonous, bouncing, electric piano line?

A whole lot of pain – chocolate pain. Here is our rendition of the newest YouTube crazy, Chris Crocker ranting over Tay Zonday‘s viral classic, “Chocolate Rain”.

The end result ain’t pretty. We apologize in advance.