"Dad screams again 8:51"
Way to raise the bar, dude!
I'm not crying, you're crying.
She's proud instead of ashamed.
He "doesn't read menus," for starters.
Definitely doing this at my wedding.
This is so wrong.
Look out Owen Wilson - there's a new wedding crasher in town.
It took me way longer than it should have.
"I didn't really think anything of it."