Damn, girl. She’s lookin’ fiiiine.

And this is why you should never let your bf see a stripper.

Gwen Stefani’s had 2 kids?!

Rihanna doesn’t need a restraining order.

Everyone hates Jon and Kate.

Who’s nominated for a VMA?

Bill Clinton’s still got it.

Find those hidden calories and beat ‘em.

Lady Gaga and Beyonce sweep VMA nominations.

But Brit is close behind!

Is this the future of hip hop?

10 secrets men are keeping from us.

Angelina Jolie the Barbie

Speaking of dolls (caution: WEIRD)

LC Drinks it, so should you

Freakiest mom ever?

Locklear’s arrest a setup!

THE Viral Video

Britney accidentally admits her VMA awards were staged

What you need to be one of Hef’s bodacious babes

Teenybopper dream job: have sex with a Jonas Bro

The Princess Diary’s assests…

Gossip Guys on the Gay rumors

Kurt Cobain: in blunt form

Daniel Craig, your title sucks

Aw, Leo wants little leos!

After a VMA performance that was rudely interrupted by two aging rockers, Alicia Keys is back in the spotlight and she sounds great. Check out her video for her latest single “No One”.

Yup, the list is out. MTV’s annual VMA noms have been released, and the list looks a little…repetitive, if I do say so myself.

And um, lame. Did I mention lame?

Of course you’ve got your Kanye and Justin, Rihanna pops up a lot, and at least there’s a little justice in this world- Amy Winehouse is on the list, but did someone fail to notice that the Plain White T’s, Hey There Delilah came out last year? This year’s “sudden hit” was a re-release. Cheap.

Not to say the song isn’t great, I just faintly recall gorging on cookie dough and nodding my head to those sappy lyrics amidst boy troubles… when I was still in high school. Where have you been, MTV? You’re a little late.

I’d leave it at that, but make this a whiney critical blog? Officially? Do I dare?

Beyonce (still blushing from her embarassingly clumsy wipeout) and Shakira’s “Beautiful Liar” actually claimed a nom spot for Best Choreography. Excuse me while I gag uncontrollably. If anything, this so-called ‘choreography’ looked more like two uncontrollable seizures. Belly-dancing while on E, if you will.

We get it. You have curves. And big loud voices. You’re a suh-viva and your hips don’t lie…or whatever. Just please stop doing that.

And to answer my previous question. I dare. (Obvi.)