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Vogue does sunglasses. And they do them well.

Oh, if only I could gather the courage to rob a bank. Sigh.

Luckily there were also some ads for the fall’s amazing new perfumes that don’t require me to go all Dark Knight on a neighborhood bank!  No, they aren’t exceptionally cheap, but they are from great designers and smell wonderful. And they last forever, so they really aren’t that expensive in the long run. Besides, it’s about time I accept the reality that it’s nearly fall and put away my “Instant Vacation” perfume.

The new fall scents below are so delicious (and their bottles so adorable!) that the transition into fall will be an easy one. You might even start counting down to it.

Marc Jacobs – Lola: Marc Jacob’s Daisy perfume bottle is so pretty it almost doesn’t matter what delicious scent is inside, and the same can be said for his new perfume, Lola.  At first I thought it was a bit over-the-top, but on the right girl it can be simply lovely.  The notes include pear, grapefruit, rose, fuchsia, and geranium.  Right now it is exclusive to Bloomingdales, and is between $65 and $85.  It smells so good and will look so pretty on my dresser that I’m considering the hour-long drive to my nearest Bloomies.

Dolce & Gabanna – 1, 3, 6, 10, and 18.  What happened to the missing numbers, I don’t know, but these five new perfumes from D&G are each represented by a celeb, like Naomi Campbell and Claudia Schiffer.  They are made for men and women and while their bottles may not be something to fawn over, they are clean and simple.  Vogue provided samples of 3 (L’Imperatrice) and 18 (La Lune).  3 was light and florally and 18 was a bit muskier and heavier. Clearly there is something for everyone. The fragrances will be available in September, at which point I might have to invest in a little #3.

Michael Kors – Very Hollywood: The bottle is the epitome of cute and very reminiscent of Elle Woods.  The scent includes notes of jasmine, raspberry, and mandarin, so it seems to be the perfect scent for those of you rocking the fruity summer sprays from Victoria’s Secret.  The perfume also has its own sparkly website displaying a whole slew of other products, including a scented pen.  Take a blue book with that thing and your prof will have no choice but to slap an “A” on that badboy.

Now all I have to do is decide which perfume smells the best…or which will make the best decoration in my new apartment.

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She is the All American Girl, Goldie Hawn’s daughter and my ultimate girl crush. Who is she? Kate Hudson!

My feelings for Kate began to blossom the first time I saw her in Almost Famous and now it’s a full-blown love affair. She has it all: beauty, talent and that precious boy, Ryder Robinson. She steals the show in every movie she’s in from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days to Fool’s Gold.

You almost want to hate her perfect hair, skin and wardrobe, but you can’t! Kate Hudson is the America’s sweetheart and you can’t help but want to sit on a couch and eat takeout with her.

Hudson is sweet and cheery, and that bubbly personality is what draws us to this peppy blonde. In reality I think we could call her our modern day Barbie. She is the blonde babe that every man is after, luring in Chris Robinson, Owen Wilson, Dax Shepard and Lance Armstrong. And why not? This girl has the hottest bod goin’ and she’s made it abundantly clear that she got it the healthy way.

In January she was voted best dressed by Vogue, just another reason why I love her. Her bohemian-yet-glamourous style is totally her own, and she pulls it off perfectly. And it’s not just Vogue (and me, her biggest fan) that thinks so; her style and beauty have been flaunted for years on the cover of magazines from People to Elle.

But, the best and coolest thing about Kate Hudson is that she isn’t some pampered, spoiled star; she actually gives back to the community. Kate started participating in community service projects before 1997 when she graduated from Santa Monica’s Crossroads School. She’s not just doing good deeds because she’s famous – she’s doing them because she cares.

I heart Kate Hudson. For her beauty, style, soul…and for being the cutest mom around.

If it’s one thing we’ve learned here at CC, it’s that all people are fascinating (Yes, even your econ professor). Let’s face it – people love to glimpse into the lives of other people. Disagree? Then please explain why you’re currently looking at your friend’s brother’s girlfriend’s cousin’s photos on Facebook. Or reading about the latest Lauren/Heidi dramz in this weeks’ tabloids. Yeah we thought so.

Fact is we connect to others by learning about them. And everyone has something to share (even if it is a story about that one time they had a little accident at Burger King…)

So to give you yet another reason to procrastinate, we started ‘The Five Questions We Ask Everyone’ (and five just for that one person) because we know whether we’re schmoozing with an A- list celeb or your local bartender, you’ll be equally entertained.

Last week we talked to Brody Jenner; this time College Candy spent some time talking with celebrity hair stylist and major sweetheart, Harry Josh. He’s proof in the fat-free pudding that hard work and big dreams pay off big time as he’s spends his days face to face with just about any celeb you’d want to call your BFF (or workout buddy – um hellllo Gisele Bundchen).

Harry opens up to us about how he followed his passion, his obsession with cheesy pop (I knew there were more of us out there!) and how you, dear reader, can have Gisele’s fabulous “I don’t care” hair:

The 5 Questions We Ask Everyone:

1. What is your most hysterical/ridiculous college memory/most trouble you’ve ever gotten into?

HJ: I was an angel!

HJ: 1) friends/family

2) laughter

3) good health

4) dogs

5) weed

3. What’s your motto/advice you live by?

HJ: Always see the glass as half full!

HJ: Anything and everything cheesy, I love me a good pop song. I am known for my poor taste in Top 40 hits…latest obsession is Beyonce ‘Single Ladies.’

5. Ten years from now you will be…

HJ: Continuing to be grateful for all the good things that have happened and will continue to happen to me and people around me. [There is] so much greatness in this world it’s often overwhelming.

5 questions for Harry Josh:

1. When did you realize that hair was your passion and that you needed to this as a career? How did you get into this?

HJ: Around 15, I was flipping through fashion magazines and was obsessed with models and got the bug to be in the business. Much later I saw an out-take shot from the photo shoot and it showed a man standing on a cliff in some exotic location brushing a gorgeous models hair and I thought, “That’s it! I can be a hairdresser!!”

First I started with the basics like anyone else, but then the journey was brutal – lots of rejections. I started out doing regular hairdresser things, but to get to be able to be the hairdresser that does session work meant I needed to move to where all the stuff happens, which is NYC. So I packed my bags and left Vancouver to go to NYC and then was told that I [was] not good enough and that I [would] have to be an assitant and learn the ropes (little did I know that meant starting all over). I ended up assisting for 6 years! I finally started to get my own work slowly but surely the jobs came.

2. When was the moment you realized “okay I made it?”

HJ: Well that’s quite a statement and I’m not sure I have, but my first big break was Vogue magazine. They had listed me as one of the five new guys to look out for and they featured a full page picture of me!! I had pictures of Helena Christensen, Christy Tulington, etc. all over my walls growing up and now I do their hair and know their kids. It’s so crazy to look back and see how far I’ve come! Since then I have been lucky enough to touch most major A-listers at least once: Cameron Diaz, Hilary Swank, Julianne Moore, SJP, Gwyneth etc…

3. Hair product that every girl must have?

HJ: A few things. One is a good strong blow-dryer (Super Salono), a great round brush, and some John Frieda Frizz Ease Thermal Serum (it’s great to help smooth out frayed ends, dry hair, frizzy hair, etc.).

4. What’s the easiest way for College Candy readers to take their hair from class to happy hour and still look great?

HJ: Messy hair is sexy and loose and it’s a great way to show that you’re comfortable with yourself. Look at women like Kate Moss, Cameron Diaz, Gisele Bundchen; they all have loose easy hair, they embrace the fact that it’s not styled (or doesn’t really look like it is), but that look is deliberate.

If you’re a pony tail girl, wear it down, but make sure you give the crown of your head some height. Backcomb about 4 square inches worth on the top of your head then gently brush non backcombed hair over it until it blends itself out. Use some rollers or a curling iron around a few pieces to give the hair a loose wave. If your hair falls flat fast or doesn’t hold a curl, use a tiny iron so it drops to a good wave or use a bigger iron and use hairspray to hold it….

5. Hardest obstacle you’ve had to overcome?

HJ: Believing in yourself when no one else will. You must you visualize your success and work hard, don’t worry about the “how to’s” just see yourself doing it and believing it and it will happen.

For more information, or to connect directly with Harry, check out harryjosh.com.

Photos courtesy of harryjosh.com

Apparently, Marky-poo’s decision to sign with the Yanks was heavily influenced by his wife, Leigh, which we here at CC find totally amazing. It’s one thing to gently guide your man into buying not-so-ugly jeans, or spending his time with you instead of the guys, but there is something to be said about a woman who can dictate her uber-successful husband’s career.

Guess we know who wears the pants in that one.

So this got us thinking: what other couples (besides our parents who both know that mama is boss) out there are dominated by the lady?

It seems this is far more common than we all thought – women are dominating relationships all over Hollywood. Here are a few of our favorites:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Ok, so, yeah, he’s Brad Pitt – God of Gorgeous, but let’s be real. It’s pretty clear that Ms. Jolie has a firm grip on his balls (lucky bitch).

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. Brad’s ex may have been the one left in the dust in that relationship, but we all know who’s running ship now. In her interview for Vogue’s December issue, Aniston was quoted saying, “Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man,” about Johnny’s comments to the Paps regarding their earlier break-up. You tell him, home girl.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s old enough to be his mother, but it’s undeniable that Demi wears the pants in this one. We imagine she even tucks him in at night. Awww.

Victoria and David Beckham. Probably the most beautiful couple ever, but I have a sneaking suspicion that what Posh says, goes. (Lord knows he would never pick out a sweater like that.) Unlike me, I’m sure Posh has become immune to David’s smoldering good looks. Personally, I’d give that man whatever he wants. But that’s just me.

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal. They are an adorable couple, aren’t they? But my guess is that Reese isn’t about to put with any more male shenanigans (Ryan, you idiot), so she’s keepin Jakey in check. Atta-girl.

Madonna and Guy Richie. RIP. This may be a case of woman on top gone wrong (not like that, dirty; that kind can never go wrong, teehee). Sure, it’s over, but there is no doubt Madonna ran sh*t in that household. Rumor has it she would schedule him in for sex. That’s no way to live. I mean, you gotta give it to the woman for letting no man run her life, but damn, girl.

These couples just prove that behind every good (looking) man there is an even better woman.

As a woman, I know we have a tendency to be rather catty at times. I’m not sure if it is nature or nurture, but it is there and sometimes it can get the best of us. Who is better to teach women the art of cattiness, than the women of Hollywood? We are constantly exposed to bickering women not only on TV and in the movies, but also in the celebreality of their day-to-day lives. The cattiness factor comes more often than not when a man is involved and the love triangle becomes a tug-of-war. (Please keep in mind, in most of these upcoming catty situations the guy is hardly worth it…except for maybe Brad.)

In December’s issue of Vogue, hitting stands next week, Jennifer Aniston discusses her feelings about Angelina Jolie providing a time-line for when she and Brad Pitt began having their affair (yes, while Jen and Brad were still married.) Jen said it was really “uncool” and “inappropriate” of Ang to discuss their affair, especially admitting the fact that she couldn’t wait to come to work during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Poor Jen. She’s better off without him! Though he is mighty fine to look at…

Breaking up is hard to do, especially when ex-husband starts bangin’ your best friend. As was the case in with Heather Locklear, Richie Sambora, and Denise Richards. Locklear reportedly went crazy when she found out Richards was boning her ex-husband, Sambora. In the end, Richie lost both of the hot women in his life, Heather may have turned into a drunk and Denise has revitalized her career as a hollywood homewrecker. Bummer.

Lindsay Lohan. Enough said, right? She has been in the news for everything from drug abuse to turning gay, but there was a time when she was an innocent teenager whose boyfriend cheated on her. Lindsay and Hilary Duff were at each other’s throats calling each other immature and childish over a little spat over…get this: Aaron Carter! (teeheehee…come on girls, seriously?) Hilary went as far to say that she hated Lindsay. May not sound like much, but at Disney that is like a racial slur. Ouch!

Why anyone would ever date or even look at K-Fed, I’m not exactly sure. But, two women did and they even fought over the loser, which is even more difficult to imagine. Not only did Shar Jackson and Britney cat fight over K-Fed, they even had his gross babies (ok, ok they aren’t gross. They’re actually pretty cute). Britney stole Shar’s man…. and then she went crazy insane. Coincidence? I think not. K-Fed is the human version of ebola.

Where there is smoke, there always seems to be a blond hotel heiress. Paris Hilton once dated Rick Solomon and then Rick married Shannen Doherty. I guess Shannen didn’t want to make “movies” with Rick, so he started boinking Paris, again. Unfortunately, it was while he was still married to Shannen. Paris allegedly sent psycho messages to Shannen telling her to leave Rick alone. It appears that money doesn’t always bring happiness or sanity, but it will attract a greasy wanna-be amateur porn-king. I am glad I am poor.

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Our next First Lady on the cover of Vogue…wow!

A BritneyJustinMadonna threesome?! It’s not what you think

Dave Chapelle sitings! Is he making a come back?!

Don’t like the outcome for Prop 8? Don’t pay taxes, like Melissa Ethridge.

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It’s like that boy you love that you know has a girlfriend and yet you flirt with him anyways…a major tease that you knowingly setting yourself up for disappointment only to be left without the boy (or in this case, Jimmy Choo’s).

So what’s a girl on a major budget to do (aside from salivating all over this month’s Vogue)?

Consider me your new best friend (or personal shopper). Your own Rachel Zoe, if you will. Each week, I’ll take a new celeb or couture look and do all the leg work for you. I’ll find a similar style on a real girl’s budget. Now all you have to do is order it, throw it on and go.

This Week: Jessica Simpson’s Red Wrap Dress

Red Wrap Dress from Victoria’s Secret. A wrap dress is such a great wardrobe staple. This one is a little bit of a longer sleeve than the one Jessica is wearing, which is a great piece to take you from summer to fall. Wear it now with a wedge and in October with tights and a great boot… and if red isn’t your color, it comes in Black and Blue too!

Aviators from Urban Outfitters. Sure I’d love me a pair of Chloe Aviators, but you will be happy your glasses cost 1/100th of the price when you lose them at your welcome week bar crawl.

Bracelets- layer them, mix chunky and small, silver and gold, or find fun ones at vintage stores. Here are two great sets from Forever 21.

Necklaces- The key here is layering, so find one or two long and one short one with a cute pendant. I like putting something meaningful on my neck, like a locket or something of sentimental value.

A note on the earrings and 5 million rings: the one faux paux of this ‘fit is that it’s waaay over accessorized. Just cause you can afford to wear a lot of bling doesn’t mean it looks good…so pick and choose between accessories. Choose one or two great pieces to complete the outfit. When there is more than that, they lose their uniqueness and it ends up overpowering or cheapening the oufit.

Just because you didn’t pay your college tuition on your look, doesn’t mean it needs to look like it cost you any less than Ms. Simpsons.

The collection itself has a beach safari feel with bold zebra and leopard prints, pops of bright colors, and an earthtone palette all set upon relaxed silhouettes and spring/summer wardrobe staples like loose tanks, wrap dresses, shorts, skirts and hoodies.

Another bonus to Rogan’s collection is that, like his other collections, Rogan for Target is eco-friendly and socially conscious; all the pieces are made of 100% certified organic cotton, linen, bamboo and hemp, so not only will you be lookin’ adorable for these upcoming hot months, but you’ll be givin’ love to the environment as well (like we need more excuses to go shopping).

You can find the collection in Target stores or on Target.com.

A few of my favorite pieces are the woven shirtdress in sandstone and black, and the short jumper in black sheep.

The short shorts in leopard print, which can easily go from day to night with a quick shirt and shoe change.

And for those of us who don’t want to show alllll our leg, the poplin rolled hem shorts in both white and black.

Hurry and snatch your pieces up before they sell out; the dent in your wallet will be minimal and if nothing else, you can just remind yourself that you’re helping the environment (who doesn’t love a good cause?).