Would You Rather… Engagement Edition

Would you rather pee on your guy out of excitement when he proposes OR throw up on him out of excitement when he proposes?

The CC Weekly Weigh In: Our Worst Nightmares

A few weeks ago, I asked one of my boys what guys were most afraid of in the bedroom. For him it was knockin’ a girl up. For me it was weird farty noises. Needless to say, I felt a bit shallow. I mean, shouldn’t I be the one fearing a bun in the oven? And shouldn’t he just be scared of skid marks in his boxer shorts?

An Open Letter To “That” Girl

Dear Drunk Girl,
Hi sweetie. Long time no see. I take that back. I saw you last Friday. Same place, same hazy look in your eyes, different black dress that falls down to expose your bra. This one doesn’t have vomit on it… yet! Congratulations.

Alcoholic Bulimia and the Girls Who Pull the Trigger

I remember those naive high school days when puking during a rager meant that a) you couldn’t control your liquor and b) the party was over, for you. That’s why I was shocked one night during my freshman year of college, when my friend came back from the bathroom and proudly announced, “Oh, man, I just puked my brains out!”

Are You An Annoying Drunk?

There are two types of drinkers. The kind that can handle their liquor, and the kind that canR…

We’ve All Been There: Hungover In Class

It’s Tuesday morning. You have class at 9:00 AM. You also happened to have Dollar Pitcher night l…

Overheard: Whatever, 2008

[Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his…

We’ve All Been There: Over the Toilet Bowl

[It doesn’t matter what school you go to, what state it is in, how big it is, whether it is public or…

Amy Winehouse Has a Vomit Issue

We all know Amy Winehouse has some problemos. Mostly involving crack, horse tranquilizers and…

The CC Weekly Weigh In: Jose’s On Our Minds

It’s amazing the things that inspire memories and thoughts. The smell of stale beer with a hint o…

My St. Patrick’s Day Mission: Food and Green Beer

St. Patrick’s Day, March 17th, MISSION AT HAND: Find. green. beer.
Oh? Is that just me?? N…

Tequila and Me Don’t Mix– But I Might Try This Recipe

Tequila may be the touchiest alcohol out there. And by that I mean—we’ve all had those nights, an…