How does that song go? Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na – Hey Hey Hey… You get my point.

And then there were 9, Good Bye. Chris Sligh.

Can’t say I was ever really a fan the heavy-weight sissy, but he had the occassional one liner… and you couldn’t help but feel sorry for the big lug. Nothing lossed, nothing gained.

American Idol continues to disappoint as the talentless pool of hopefuls becomes seemingly more and more – less hopeful. I’ve got to give it to the VoteForTheWorst.com movement. If it were not for you, we all would have quit watching weeks ago.

Are You Sad to Say Goodbye to Sligh?

Certainly by now, we are all familiar with the girl on myspace that has decided to forgo all food and food-like substances until Sanjaya is booted of the A.I. Island.

Well, Sanjaya is still standing and Fat Ghandi is still starving- or so she claims. Seriously, this girl hasn’t missed a meal in five hours let alone five days. But we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt, atleast for now.

I mean the master cleanse lasts 10 days, and people do that everyday. But honestly- by next Wednesday it will have been 12 days- this girl, 12 days, no shot.

Sanjaya makes a 7 year old cry. Check …. it …. out!

Does she have the willpower to make it another week?

My god. So this girl on myspace is officially starving herself until resident American Idol earsore Sanjaya is voted off the competition.

Um, is this really necessary? People are actually starving to death out there. Must we really self-impose hunger strikes on items as inconsequential as Sanjaya’s American Idol livelihood?

Y’know what? I applaud his success, even if it is propelled by American Idol saboteur Vote For The Worst. ‘Cause honestly, with the possible exception of Blake Lewis, none of the other contestants are even mildly entertaining. At least Sanjaya will keep us entertained with his wacky perm. And earrings. Dangly, dangly earrings.

But I digress. Does this girl think that American Idol is a legitimate singing contest? It’s a television show. It’s entertainment. It’s obvs unfair and that is what makes the show so awes! It’s pretty blatant that this girl is just itching for attention or, perhaps a guise for an eating disorder. Kudos, maestro! No one sees through your scheme!