September 20, 2009
- 3:00 pm
By Lexi C - Brown

Want some options? Try an engineering class. Lots. of. men.
Your cell phone alarm is going off in your ear to the tune off She Bangs by Ricky Martin, inducing the hangover you worked so hard for last night (note to self: change to something MJ immediately). Your body pillow is the most obliging (and loyal) bed partner you’ve had in months, and the monsoon outside is actually starting to lull you back to sleep. So what’s going to keep you from repeatedly hitting the snooze button and subsequently infuriating your roommates and failing out of school?
The oh so delicious piece of man meat awaiting you at that 9 am roll call.
Now, there’s not going to be a prince charming lurking behind every door, but we came up with a class schedule that is sure to make the grade. Read More »
Tags: artist, boyfriend, cultured, finance, frat boy, gold digger, jock, man hunt, peace corps, philosophy, social martyr, starving artist, wall street
July 14, 2009
- 12:00 pm
By Melissa - GW
Womenomics.
The word just rolls of your tongue ever so smoothly. What does the combination of the two words, women and economics, get you? Well, a working economy for one.
According to at least half a dozen studies, including those from Columbia University, Goldman Sachs, and Ernst & Young, “women can make the difference between economic success and failure in the developing world, between good and bad decision-making in the industrialized world, and between profit and loss in the corporate world.”
WHAT NOW, boys of AskMen.com? You want to go up against some of the biggest firms in the world on this one? Want to argue with the handy charts and graphs Ernst & Young whipped up proving that “companies with more women in senior management roles make more money”?
Not that anyone (well, anyone who really knows women) was surprised by these results. Diversity of any kind strengthens society and business. Obviously men and women think differently, so it’s important that there are always a variety of viewpoints to achieve a successful outcome. A business meeting with 100 % testosterone isn’t going to achieve the same effect as one with the voice of females present. (And will also probably involve some sort of push up contest…) We’re not saying a whole table of women is the greatest idea either, but the female presence clearly does make a difference. In fact, McKinsey & Co’s study produced results that found that “great diversity in management led to higher-than-average stock performance.” Read More »
Tags: economic stimulus, economics, economy, feminist, rosie the riveter, stock performance, success, wall street, women, women in business, women leaders
February 10, 2009
- 10:00 am
By CC Staff
Tags: bar rafaeli, brad and angie, brangelina, budget, chocolate dipped bacon, college students, drunk vision, Ellen Degeneres, impule buy, John Mayer, kate hudson, New York, Owen Wilson, porn star, senate, si, sports illustrated, wall street
December 25, 2008
- 3:00 pm
By CC Staff
Whew! What a year, right? We saw it all: Britney’s bald head, governors getting it on with prostitutes, a new Facebook, the collapse of Wall Street, the rise and fall of Sarah Palin, a horrifying plane crash that killed some and spared others, the election of our first black president (!!), lots of young mommies, and a whole lot more that I drank too much to remember.
Things were busy over here, too. We discovered the guys not worth holding onto, and the perfect vibrator that is. We began to understand why crazy sex positions are totally worth it, and why sex on the beach is a must-do for 2009.
We found a totally hot new band that will change the way you think about music, learned the 14 truths about men, and laughed with the funniest ladies out there.
We found out that guys get Brazilians (?), argued the merit of leggings, and filled our entire closet with new clothes….for free!
We took our first trip to the gyno, learned a ton of new euphemisms for sex, and sought out some not-so-obvious places to meet a man. We looked back at our favorite things from middle school.
We hated/loved Facebook.
And we dipped our toes in the Cougar pool.
2008 was a good year. Here’s hoping 2009 can be as much fun (both in the bedroom and out of it).
Tags: 2008, Amy Poehler, articles, barack obama, best of 2008, bikini wax, brazilian, brazilian wax, britney spears, cougar, dating, dj am, economy, elliot spitzer, facebook, funny ladies, gyno, gynocologist, male brazilian, masturbation, men, obgyn, pop culture 2008, Relationships, review, Sarah Palin, sasi, Sex, sex on the beach, tally hall, tina fey, travis barker, vibrator, wall street, wall street collapse, year in review
December 16, 2008
- 2:30 pm
By CC Staff
(Yes, we realize that babies are not college bloggers, but it was just so cute.
What up, ladies? It’s Tuesday, which means 2 things:
1. You got a lot to do before the weekend.
2. It’s College Blogger Shout Out day!
Yay! Just what you need to get you through those long days at the library. You can’t write 3 papers back to back with no breaks, can you? These sites are perfect for the time between the papers when you have to stop or your brain is going to melt/you are going to go crazy.
We found some great ones for you this week, so check em out and enjoy. Just don’t enjoy them too much; you still have a class or two to pass before break.
That’s So Fetch: Addicting, hilarious and the best way to avoid the stacks of notes on your desk.
Driving on the Sidewalk: A pop culture blog written by a hilarious and fabulous college coed. If we knew who she was, we’d make her be our friend on Facebook (and in real life).
Where Is Wall Street: Finance is boring, but not on this site. Money and all that jazz is all broken down for you in an interesting, entertaining and relateable way. Who knew economics would be so fun?
Tags: blog, college, college blogger, economics, exams, facebook, finance, friend, library, pop culture, wall street
October 9, 2008
- 5:30 pm
By CC Staff

Can we even make fun of this sh*t anymore?
If you’ve got a good joke, we’re all ears…
October 3, 2008
- 3:30 pm
By CC Staff
So, apparently the Wall Street crisis is hurting people in more ways than we thought. We’ve discovered yet another desperate person trying to sell sex to pay off debt.
Remember that crazy, desperate college grad student from Sacramento who tried to sell her virginity to pay for her student loans (I guess working and saving is just not as profitable)?
Well, looks like she inspired someone because after Johnny No Name blew away the severance pay he was offered when he was let go from his investment banking firm position, he decided to move on to selling his gay virginity online — because whoring yourself out is the must have job of the year.
What is gay virginity, anyway? According to him, it’s a hand job and/or blow job, but absolutely no anal (at least not part of this specific deal), because he’s not gay. Sure, keep telling yourself that.
The real comedy comes when he swears to the bidders he is “HOT” and looks like Adam Brody. Well Johnny, if you’re so “HOT,” maybe you should try to model your way out of debt instead of selling a hand and blow job.
…Just a suggestion.
It may or may not shock you, but where there is one desperate person there is of course a few more; currently Johnny No Name has a high bid of $11,000.
You gotta loves those brothels in Nevada and Rhode Island, thanks to them this is all perfectly legal. I wonder if Mr. No Name’s plane ticket from New York to Nevada is included in the bid?
This is just another piece of evidence that shows how far people will go for money and sex. Would you sell your body to pay off thousands of dollars of student loans?
Tags: adam brody, blow job, brothels, credit cards debt, desperate, gay, gay virginity, johnny no name gay virginity, man, moonlight bunny ranch, natalie dylan, Sacramento, sales, Sex, student loans, students, virginity, wall street
October 2, 2008
- 3:00 pm
By CC Staff



In case you haven’t heard, tonight is the biggest, baddest and most important VP debate EVER.
And nothing goes better with big, bad and important events quite like drinking games. We at CC have created a drinking game worthy of the event, so grab your friends (bonus if they are on the other team…it just makes everything more fun), all the essentials, and get your political game on!
What you will need:
Beer: 2 kinds are necessary: a quality brew of your choice, and a blue-collar variety (we prefer PBR).
Vodka: Stoli, straight from Palin’s neighbor, Russia, is best
A stack of dollar bills: You know you’ve been storing your money under the mattress lately, anyway.
A cheap bottle of wine
A tube of lipstick Read More »
Tags: barack obama, democracy, drinking game, economy, George Bush, joe biden, john mccain, joseph biden, main street, middle east, pabst, pbr, russia, Sarah Palin, stoli, stolichnaya, vice presidential debate, vice presidential debate channel, vice presidential debate cnn, vice presidential debate schedule, vodka, wall street, when is the vice presidential debate, wine
September 29, 2008
- 10:47 am
By CC Staff

Mondays are always bad, especially after a weekend of heavy drinking (as if there are any others), but today is even worse. It’s bad. Very bad. Very, very bad.
Citigroup just announced that it will be buying Wachovia bank to save it from collapsing. Just like AIG. And WaMu. And every other FREAKING BANK IN THIS COUNTRY.
Seriously, are there any banks even left anymore?
I know that everyone is telling us not to freak out, that this is just a dip and that we will come back from it, but I am about ready to pull my money from the bank and invest it somewhere safe.
Like in denim. Or shoes. Or lots of new winter coats. Those greedy bastards on Wall Street won’t be able to take it from me there!
Tags: aig, banks, citigroup, depression, economy, greed, greedy, recession, wachovia, wachovia bank news, wachovia buyout, wachovia citibank, wachovia citigroup, wachovia citigroup merger, wachovia failure, wachovia merger, wachovia news, wachovia securities news, wall street, wamu, Washington Mutual
September 24, 2008
- 8:37 pm
By CC Staff
In a sudden turn of events, John McCain has announced that he is suspending his campaign — putting a stop to advertising and events — until the sticky and possibly ugly Wall Street situation gets ironed out. Obama and McCain were supposed to debate on Friday, but apparently, this credit crises is so blindingly awful that McCain can’t concentrate on anything except…helping it get fixed…by not spending his own money…?
(We’re still a little confused.)
According to Bloomberg.com, Obama and McCain had been discussing the possibility of postponing their campaigns, but McCain’s announcement this evening caught Obama off-guard. By being the first one to pull the plug, McCain has put Obama in a tricky situation; either he stops campaigning too, or continues and risks being seen as not focused enough on the economy.
McCain seems to want to help Congress figure out how to pass Bush’s $700 billion “save the stock market and morgages” proposal. Perhaps he wants to brainstorm in the room with everyone? It could be that he’s decided to sell one of his houses and donate the money to our ginormous deficit. Or, maybe he’s secretly auctioning off Cindy’s $300,000 popped collar outfit.
If you want our advice Johnny, start with the dress. It’s kind of hideous.
[photo from www.thewashingtonnote.com]
Tags: clinton palin, cnn, debate delay, debate postponed, mccain, mccain campaign, mccain campaign suspended, mccain debate, mccain debate delay, mccain obama debate, mccain postpone debate, mccain suspends, mccain suspends campaign, obama, obama debate mccain, ole miss debate, Sarah Palin, stock market, wall street