Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.It doesn’t help that yesterday was filled with 16 hours of drinking…and dancing the Irish Jig. We’re pretty sure this is what an eternity in hell would feel like.
Anyways, in order to get you through the hardest day of the week we thought we’d play a little game of “Would You Rather?” Because what is more fun than pondering life’s most random conundrums?
So, here we go. Choose your answer and explain why in the comments section below!
Would you rather have sultry porno movie music sound out whenever you make a romantic advance OR lose all sexual inhibition in the presence of leftovers?
No, we did not think of these ourselves – we aren’t that sick. All questions come from our friends Justin Hiemberg and David Gomberg, creators of the Would You Rather…? series.
Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.You aren’t alone; we can barely keep our eyes open right now, and we’ve already been to Starbucks. Twice. Maybe we shouldn’t have stayed up so late last night bitching about Jason Mesnick in a chat room… with our roommates. Pathetic.
Anyways, in order to get you through the hardest day of the week (after Monday or hungover-as-hell Sunday, that is), we thought we’d play a little game of “Would You Rather?” Because what is more fun than pondering life’s most random conundrums?
So, here we go. Choose your answer and explain why in the comments section below!
Would you rather be impervious to the red-eye phenomenon in photographs or have expert precision whne straw-puncturing Capri Sun pouches?
No, we did not think of these ourselves – we aren’t that sick. All questions come from our friends Justin Hiemberg and David Gomberg, creators of the Would You Rather…? series.
Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.
You aren’t alone; we can barely keep our eyes open right now, and we’ve already had an extra large Red Bull today. Maybe we shouldn’t have stayed up so late last night watching Obama speak and then all the angry Obama-haters react. Who are we kidding? Of course we should have!
Anyways, in order to get you through the hardest day of the week (after Monday or hungover-as-hell Sunday, that is), we thought we’d play a little game of “Would You Rather?” Because what is more fun than pondering life’s most random conundrums?
So, here we go. Choose your answer and explain why in the comments section below!
Would you rather never have a bad hair day, or be allowed one do-over when you screw up while trying to pick up men/women?
No, we did not think of these ourselves – we aren’t that sick. All questions come from our friends Justin Hiemberg and David Gomberg, creators of the Would You Rather…? series.
Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.You aren’t alone; we can barely keep our eyes open right now, and we’ve had 3 Diet Cokes and a Pop Tart today. Maybe we shouldn’t have stayed up so late last night watching The Real Housewives of Orange County and New York. Who are we kidding? Of course we should have!
Anyways, in order to get you through the hardest day of the week (after Monday or hungover-as-hell Sunday, that is), we thought we’d play a little game of “Would You Rather?” Because what is more fun than pondering life’s most random conundrums?
So, here we go. Choose your answer and explain why in the comments section below!
Would you rather have a life-size tattoo of Amy Winehouse on your back or be permitted to only use one deodorant scent: sour cream and chives?
No, we did not think of these ourselves – we aren’t that sick. All questions come from our friends Justin Hiemberg and David Gomberg, creators of the Would You Rather…? series.
Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.
You aren’t alone; we can barely keep our eyes open right now, and we’ve had 2 Venti Lattes today. Maybe we shouldn’t have stayed up so late last night watching old episodes of Saved By The Bell on DVD. Who are we kidding? Of course we should have!
Anyways, in order to get you through the hardest day of the week (after Monday or hungover-as-hell Sunday, that is), we thought we’d play a little game of “Would You Rather?” Because what is more fun than pondering life’s most random conundrums?
So, here we go. Choose your answer and explain why in the comments section below!
Would you rather experience orgasm upon hearing the word “pancake,” or reflexively belt out the chorus of “Come On, Eileen” upon reaching climax?
No, we did not think of these ourselves – we aren’t that sick. All questions come from our friends Justin Hiemberg and David Gomberg, creators of the Would You Rather…? series.
Okay, so it’s Wednesday, which is halfway through the week but not halfway enough. Also, my biorhythms have been totally scraping the bottom of the barrel lately, and the full moon last night had me up until 2 AM, staring at a tiny crack in my ceiling, mentally computing how months it’s been since I spent time sleeping next to someone who wasn’t my old, tattered teddy bear.
(And no, I will not reveal the heinous amount of time)
On the off chance there are other girls feeling the way I do today, I decided to post this video of half-naked Brazilian dudes doing a dance that has apparently taken over the country called the Funk da Cueca.
Considering the amount of bouncing that’s going on, I can’t decide if this is actual porn or not, but really, after an 8 hour day, who cares?
It’s Wednesday, it’s lunchtime, and I bet you’re either getting back from a hellish morning of classes or trying to come up with a good excuse why not to go to your 2:20 lecture. Either way, College Candy firmly believes you should take a minute and de-stress before your afternoon push.
What better way to do that than cute animals?!
Here’s hoping that the next 5 minutes and 10 seconds will give you a much needed boost you need to get through your day!
Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.It doesn’t help that yesterday was filled with 16 hours of drinking…and dancing the Irish Jig. We’re pretty sure this is what an eternity in hell would feel like.
Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.You aren’t alone; we can barely keep our eyes open right now, and we’ve already been to Starbucks. Twice. Maybe we shouldn’t have stayed up so late last night bitching about Jason Mesnick in a chat room… with our roommates. Pathetic.
Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.
Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.You aren’t alone; we can barely keep our eyes open right now, and we’ve had 3 Diet Cokes and a Pop Tart today. Maybe we shouldn’t have stayed up so late last night watching The Real Housewives of Orange County and New York. Who are we kidding? Of course we should have!
Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.
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