Sexy Time: Love Stoned
April 20th, 2009. A day for “relaxing,” eating, and…hooking up? Surprisingly, stoned sex is one of the things on many girls’4/20 to-“do” lists that they just haven’t gotten around to. Before you jump right in this Monday, however, I thought I would do a little research and analysis for ya. Here’s what I would imagine, and what I have learned, could go wrong during some blazed boo-tay.
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Girl: Who is this person? This ‘giant-nasty-rotting-vagina’ person? Wrote the thing about the giant Husky penis?
(Girl reading a paper.)
Girl: I think the world is ending. We all stopped smoking [weed], and suddenly we’re comedians.

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