All the snow has kept me from going out and spending all those hundreds I’ve been accumulating. Joking! School is just around the corner which means you’re in need of some killer outfits to rock to class and out at the bars. Preferably on a low-budget, preferable free. We’ve got you covered, with this guide on turning your plaid boyfriend shirt into a sexy night time ensemble. You’re welcome.

However jaunting off to class won’t be as easy this time around, since we’ve gotten slammed with all that snow. Hey Florida, we officially hate you. This weather is seriously bringing us down. Check out some tips to make the weather a little more bearable. How many more days until spring?

If you’re still feeling those winter blues, at least check out our picks for who’s having the worst week ever. Did we mention there are pictures? Cheer up.

So you’re ready for school boys. You’ve got your outfit, you’ve got your game face, you’re ready to go. I told you this week would be sexy. Consider reevaluating your game plan and ignore what the studies are saying. Or not saying. Or, wait what? We’re confused.

For those of you who’ve already got a cute love interest. Enter: more sexy time. Forget what mom told you about giving the milk away for free, or was it eggs? Wasn’t there a cow involved in that metaphor? Ugh, we’re confused again. Take our girls advice, and then see what a dude has to say. You’d be surprised what they said.

Or, take a break and visit the realm of unbelievable guy behavior, and see what our dude has to say. He said, she said: Orgasm edition.

So take that sexy thing, and feel the girl power from College Candy with our list of top 10 inspiring women. They’re already your favorites anyways, but see why they made our list. You’re just as awesome

Now for the not-so sexy: teenage pregnancies exploited on television. Has America’s obsession with MTV reality shows gone too far? Teen Moms are in trouble: is MTV hurting them?

Wrap up your quick-trip through outrageous news with this month’s analysis of Cosmo. Here’s some things you shouldn’t try, and a few great laughs. Catch up. Promise us you won’t try any of those tips with your guy, which we think is pretty sexy.

Here at CollegeCandy we’ve been all about spreading the love, joy, and general merriment of the holiday season this week.  We gave you gift guides, survival lists, and countless Hollywood scandals to talk about.  But in case you missed anything while you were out hunting for a parking spot at the mall, here’s a run down of what you should be reading…

-Welcome winter!  Here’re 10 Things We Love about Y.O.U.

-Home for a week and already bored?  We’ve gotcha covered.

-And in case you’re one of those ambitious types, 6 TV shows you should definitely watch this break.  Break out Netflix and a giant bag of popcorn!  Dawson’s Creek, anybody?

-Is Mom asking you why you haven’t found a boyfriend yet…on your Facebook wall?  Avoid arguments while you’re home by laying down these social networking ground rules for parents.

-If you’re not celebrating Christmas with the fam (consider yourself lucky and) take a peek at this cheat sheet to throwing the ultimate holiday party.

-Reflecting on this past semester and wondering if you’re bordering on Make Out Slut territory?  Worry not, our dude’s got you covered.

-Or maybe you’re in that relationship gray area.  You know, where everything is perfect and lovely and wonderful…except you haven’t said those three little words yet.  Maybe that’s not so bad…

-Yikes!  Looking for a few last-minute presents to pick up?  We gotcha, girl!

-And don’t forget what’s coming up in a few more short days!  Have you got your New Year’s outfit yet?  Shop your closet and get a jump on that “Save More Money!!!!” resolution.

-A lot can change in the month that you’re home.  Be on top of the latest flirting trends when you’re back on campus.  Hint: it makes Twitter look tame and Facebook seem almost obsolete.

In the meantime, my search for the perfect costume is greatly aided by all the fabulous “sexy” don’ts we’re getting from you, our lovely readers. You know what not to wear…and maybe that $100 prize from American Apparel will help you guys put together the best costume on campus.  Or you can just buy fabulous tee shirts to wear to class.

There’s still time to enter our contest, but first be sure you haven’t missed any of the week’s most major stories:

-One Duke Student took kissing and telling to a whole new level.

-But before there was a Duke F*ck List, CC writers were getting busy in public.  Read one writer’s take on the experience.

-Rite-Aid becomes a whole new kind of treasure chest as we reveal all the different ways you can use cheap, common pharmacy items in new ways!

- We lusted for Austin, TX! And we think you totally should, too.

- Yup, procrastination still sucks.  But does it suck more than that ten-page history paper?

- Speaking of procrastination, we’ve got just the tool to help you do it right.

- Our resident sorority girl helped us navigate those often-tricky date parties.  Tip: Don’t ditch your man.

- So long teen years!  We don’t miss you at all.

- We tried to figure out why men think they’re just so damn good at sex while we’re left a little blah…

- Looking ahead to the holidays, the journey home can be very traumatic.  Especially when you’re trying to please everyone.

-“Easy A” premiered and, though it wasn’t what we were expecting, we’re kinda obsessed.

-We got to experience the UT shooting through the eyes of a CollegeCandy writer who was present (and thankfully safe and sound).

-The high school vs. college homecoming debate carried on strong.  Over-the-top “Will you go to homecoming with me?” gestures rivaled the low-budge face paint and a beer approach of university life.  But which won out?  That’s for you to decide.

-Our resident sorority girl took a break this week and let the CC Panhel board tell you why you should consider- and perhaps reconsider- going through rush.

-We found a new favorite show on television.  Helllloooo, James Wolk! But boo. It got canceled already.

-The CollegeCandy guide to surviving senior year made its debut.  Savor each one of those dollar beers, get your picture taken with the mascot, and always RSVP yes to Wino Wednesday…but don’t forget to balance work in there, too.

- We remember that group projects still suck.

-The most loved and hated undergarment turned 100.  Happy Birthday to bras everywhere!

-Tucker Max: hard-partying douche bag, general tool, complete ass…and hero? One writer has a major crush

-Mattel finally gets real with “Anchorwoman Barbie,” but we have a few other suggestions that will appeal to the modern women of today.

Moving forward. As August rounds the final corner of it’s first week (I can’t believe it’s almost time to start thinking about getting ready for class again), here is the week that was.

* I went to New York this week and Williamsburg was infested with them.  Hipsters. And New York isn’t the only place feeding the crop of PBR drinking people who don’t smile. Time to hate on the hipsters.

* It’s that time of month again. . .the time of month where you don’t feel like doing it. Wait. . .what?

* Since college is creeping around the corner, time to pimp out your dorm room so you can show it off to all of those drunkie boys you will be showing it to. At 2 am. Don’t worry, they will appreciate your David Beckam poster. And they will like it.

* Now, focusing on school.  CollegeCandy points you in the right direction better than a Target employee. Time to get school supply shopping.

* And while we’re on the subject, we are here to help you get through those beginning college blunders.

* Speaking of college-woahs, why do grads guzzle so much booze in college? There has got to be more valid reasons other than the withering economy.

* First dates are harder to analyze than advanced Sudoku. This could help.

* We provide a fabulous guide of things to accomplish before you turn the big 2-5.  I highly suggest you check every task off the list.

* We discovered the world of college hooking up is a difficult philosophy to decipher. Do insecurities ride? Or is hooking up all just fun and games?

But before we start counting down the days until the end of the summer, let’s stop time and relish in the week that was:

* Behold: the 30 most overrated dudes in Hollywood.

* Stuck inside without a chance to see the sun? Have no fear, my friend; there is a better, more natural way to get your tan on this summer.

* And here is a tasty, refreshing and couldn’t-be-easier-to-make recipe that will get you through the humid, hot, and brutal summer ahead.

* We all know we get by with a little help from our friends, but do you know what type of friends will help you out the most? We do. And did you know just how good your friends can be for your future? Now you do.

* What is “healthy”? Is it skinny? Is it athletic? Is it one of these gorgeously curvy women?

* You know what’s not healthy (or remotely attractive)? Camel Toe. There, we said it. Hope you’re listening, Hollywood!

* By the way, why are teens still using the rhythm method? Come on, kids – we thought you were smarter than that.

* If you’re single and you know it clap your hands. And if you feel like there’s no one else out there to date…. join the club, girlfriend. Sad face.

But cheer up, little lady; at least we know there’s more Glee coming this summer. And summer BBQs! And flip flops! And most of all: the weekend! Put down the books, step away from the computer, and soak it all in!

Until then, I’m going to try and get through it all. Maybe Google image search Liam Hemsworth, watch a few YouTube videos of people falling…

So after you catch up on the absolutely insane Hill’s episode from this week, and the Gossip Girl episode that made us wonder where Rufus is keeping his waffle maker, check out a week that was:

- Since it’s almost summah time (thank you!) it’s time to bling up your closet with this easy-to-make tank.

- Call me guilty, in the midst of finals week H-E double hockey sticks, I forgot about Mother’s Day. But we have five Mother’s Day gifts that are totally worth the weight in gold your mom’s home cooking.

- House parties versus campus bar. We discovered they are not one in the same. Who knew?

- Tiger Woods speaks at a marriage seminar – Just kidding! But Chris Brown sings the anthem at a boxing match. Who is his PR person?

- One CC writer is going ‘dude free’ all month long.  I haven’t done that since third grade, and it sounds refreshing! Read up on her progress.

- The Kentucky Derby was this weekend, and we don’t know about you, but those hats. Drooling.

- Skinny jeans can protect you from what?

- We’ve all had one: a friend dealing with an unhealthy relationship.

Whether you were finishing up your first week of school, or applying for internships, this week was a productive one for all of us. And so was this month!  Is January really almost catapulting us into February?  The month was especially productive for the fist pumping guidos of Jersey Shore, as the cost per fist pump sky rocketed.  But while I’m not making bank eating pickles like Snooki, putting in a full week/almost month calls for a little Lady Gaga and a dance party. (Which we’ll all be getting at the Grammy’s on Sunday night!) After all, it’s the little things that count.

But first, let’s take a look back on the last w-to-the-eek:

- Speaking of applying for internships, we discovered some helpful resume building tips.

- But we gave a little helpful advice to keep “Star of  ‘Teen Mom’” off of it.

- We learned sometimes, ‘sexy time’ can go a little ‘awkward turtle’

- Brangelina break-up rumors circulated, and we were left…. with a smile on our face?

- Woah, I didn’t know this about Tim Tebow.

- De-stress by putting a little organization in your life. We gave our blush brushes and make-up a new home.

- Wingwomen are the new black.

- Just because you just ate half a bag of Sun Chips, doesn’t mean you can’t take some dieting advice from Dr. Oz.

- We learned a few lessons about living with a house full of Adam’s apples. Yep, dudes.

And now it’s Friday, baby! Get out there and enjoy it – just be careful. You are accountable for what you do, even if you don’t remember it.

But Halloween’s not all candy and luminescent trousers. You’ve got to be careful that you know how to get rid of full-face makeup before you make a move on that chubby but hilarious cutie in the SuperJew costume. You’ve also got to remember to watch the volume after taking him home. And try to manage your expectations about the encounter—this isn’t a movie, after all.

It’s also important to make sure you don’t accidentally raise the dead. Of course, if you do have any encounters with a zombie, it’ll be easy enough to find another final resting place for him—just stop into your local Walmart .

Either way, you’ll definitely have a ton of sweet pictures to add to your Facebook on November 1. And if your overindulgence on Saturday gives you a little bit of extra cushion for the pushin’, you can always call your friendly neighborhood plastic surgeon and get that flab turned into something fabulous.

Transformations: they’re not just for Halloween anymore.