Nothing I say about this story will do it justice. Because the actual news story alone is enough to make you think you’re high on something. There is not one sentence that doens’t make you say “WTF” or “OMG “or “of course this happened in West Virginia.” Seriously, it’s like a reporter printed out a journalism mad libs kit and played it with his 7-year-old daughter.

So with no further ado, I present “Man High on Bath Salts Kills Neighbor’s Goat, Police Say.”

It’s Monday morning.

Are you sick of studying?

Bored out of your mind?

Too tired to get up and get your ass to class? (I know, FML.)

If you answered yes to any of these questions, the following list of websites and things to do may help bring some joy into your life. The internet is a black hole of time-wasters, but these are by far the best. Well, besides CollegeCandy, duh hickey. Read More »