Vladmir Putin Will Teach You Judo

Since it’s a holiday weekend, you don’t have to spend your Sunday catching up on homework. Why not use the extra time to do something for fun?  Bake some brownies, go for a run, or…learn judo!

Russian Prime Minister Vladmir Putin has released a DVD tutorial called "Let's Learn Judo with Vladmir Putin." And as you can see (and hear...if you speak Russian), Putin can definitely lay the smack-down.

No word on when the English translation will be available.


Danger: The Visable Spectrum is Rainbows!!

When I was five years old and saw a rainbow forming out of my lawn sprinkler one sunny summer day, I thought I was in the middle of a magic forcefield and a Unicorn was going to pop out at any minute and take me away to My Little Pony Land. I mean, a rainbow forming out of nowhere, and I was actually seeing it close up?!? Obviously, I had the ability to make special fantasy things happen.

Little did I know that what I was REALLY seeing was a secret government plan to poison us all. Really people, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?