The Most Ridiculous News Headlines [Photos]

One of the first things I do every morning is grab a copy of my campus newspaper. Sometimes the headlines read a bit like, “What?”

Tuffy Luv Doesn’t Think You Want This Threesome

I hate my boyfriend’s best friend / roommate. I think he’s really weird. He seems like he’s always trying to get my boyfriend’s attention over me.

WTF Friday: Skeletons Having Sex on a Tin Roof

No, there is not actually a video of skeletons having sex on a tin roof. That’s not even possible. Get your minds out of the gutter! But now, thanks to this song, you can find out what it would sound like. And thanks to the music video, you can find out what it would be like to drop acid.

The Library: An Entertaining and Disturbing Place

This semester, I am one of those suckers whose last final falls on the very last day of exam period…

New Diet Fad To Hate: Ear Stapling

You know how you can rub a lamp and a genie will come out and grant you three awesome wishes (I mean,…

I Think I Know…

I told my Ex we broke up because he was short.
Really, we broke up because he was short and kind of lo…

Amy Winemouse and Pete Dirty Sincerely Disturb Me

So, when you’ve got tons of money, a serious addiction to drugs, a husband who’s in…

Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: The Old Spanker

During the first couple of blogs in this series, some people were a bit miffed at our “judg…

Daily Dose Of Weird: Woman Sits On Toilet For Two Years

So…this morning on my way to school, I was reading this girl’s newspaper over her s…

Craigslist is Full of F&%cking Weird People: the Spelling-Impaired Stalker

In our first installment of Craigslist Is Full of F&%cking Weird People, we have a Missed Co…

My Freshman Year: Day 116

Days as a Freshman: 116
Mood: Startled
“Not many girls would jump up and down in the middle of the w…

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Freaks Me Out

A few years ago, Match Point was on HBO. Having nothing better to do, I began watching it, and noti…

Girly Guns: A Kinder, Prettier Machine Gun???

Say you wanted an assault rifle, but being a woman, didn’t want to settle for some boring old blac…

Wesleyan Creates Best Class (about nothing) EVER

Every college has it. The weird course. The bizarre experiment class that must have gotten okay…

Daily Dose of Weird: Hat-Monkey Breaches Security

If only there was a way to interview the monkey!
Last Tuesday, passengers aboard a Spirit Airlin…

Your Daily Dose of Weird: Oscar the Death Cat

This is one cat you may not want curling up next to you.
Oscar, a two year old stray that was adopted…