I seem to be on a roll with the truth telling lately. First it was semen myths, and then it was the things we believe about sex before we start actually having it. This week is going to be short and sweet (because I’m exhausted from my summer job. Why did no one warn me it was going to be so awful?); I’m going to tackle why size doesn’t matter.
You know when you meet a great guy and you really hit it off? Everything is going swimmingly and you’re starting to imagine the wedding and the kids and the white picket fence, when you reach between his legs and… womp, womp, womp... all your dreams come crashing down. It turns out that your tube of Nars Orgasm lipstick is bigger than what that dreamboat is packing. And you had no idea.
Dear God, I wish I didn’t see this. Can someone please get this woman into rehab? (Or my bik&helli
The Exsex was something that had been on my mind all week this week. To have great sex so easily and&helli