How many times a week a day do you Google yourself? An embarrassing amount, right? Almost as embarrassing as the amount of time I spend diagnosing myself with fatal diseases on WebMD. But when we’re not googling our own name and Facebook stalking our frenemies, we’re googling (and ogling) guys. Like, a lot. So we wanted to do a totally scientific study (please note that we did this research while also doing research on the effects of Four Loko on a professional work day) on the most googled guys on the internet. And we were SHOCKED by the results. Like apparently no one else is as into Barry Manilow as I am. But a lot of people are really into Ne-Yo. Who knew?! Now you do!

I try very hard to be a good person. I try not to judge people, and if I do judge them, I try to keep it to myself. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt and think the best of a person and the situation they’re in. I really, truly try. Therefore, you must understand that someone would have to go to new and unchartered lengths to really make me dislike them.

Nice job, Paris Hilton.

I don’t envy her, I don’t love her, and I don’t like her. Most of the time, I ignore her. But when I found out that she was in a movie, I was fairly grateful my roommate had gone home for the night so that she couldn’t hear my gag of disgust. Even though she’s been in minor roles before, she is now in her first leading actress role (in a movie with a producer and editor, not just her and Ricky) in “The Hottie and The Nottie”, coming to theaters across the USA on February 8th.

Oh, but it gets better. Read More »