Candy Dish: Beck’s ‘Ween Takes Over Macy’s

June 19, 2008 - 1:30 pm By Jess - NYU

Speidi have guns. Lots and lots of guns.

Weezer hearts REM and Gary Numan

You really need to get to know Duffy Lucas (and yeah, he's not on Facebook. We already looked)

Make your car into a billboard, get FREE gas

The horrors of eating alone

Okay, who the f*ck gave Wilmer Valderrama a new TV show? Oh wait. Fox.

Sex causes weight gain?!?

Beckham's two story 'peen. Thank you GOD!

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Wilmer Valderrama: Are You Fu*#ing Kidding Me?

August 22, 2007 - 5:46 pm By Jess - NYU

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Against my wishes, Wilmer Valderrama is still famous.

IMDB says he’s got 4 movies coming out, including a remake of CHIPs where he plays Ponch.

Plus, he’s got that show on MTV…that show that makes me want to vomit in my hand and then throw it at the TV; Yo Mamma. A program so lame, so boring, and so repetitive, it has to potential to push viewers into an immediate coma.

I didn’t always wish Valderrama would go away. Years ago, when he was just starting on That 70’s Show, I thought he was adorable. Hilarious, too. But everything changed when he started dating Lindsay. His attitude and ego soared (although maybe they had already been that way?), he oozed skeeze, and was talking trash about harmless little Mandy Moore.

Then he started to design $80 T-shirts, and then…Yo Mamma. Read More »

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