Happy St. Patrick’s Day, people! For those of us who can’t pour one out for our favorite Saint (well, besides Reggie Bush) thanks to a full day of classes, we need a little something else to get us by. And what “something else” is better than some “Would You Rather”?

With exams, Spring Break and, of course, green beer on the mind, give a little thought to this situation:

Would you rather get guaranteed A’s on all your finals without having to study OR get a free week-long trip to the destination of your choice for Spring Break?

Things to Consider: your future, your bank account, your tan lines.

Gosh, I’m tired. I guess that’s what happens when you stay up late watching Bode Miller/eating a tray of brownies and then you’re so wired from the excitement/insane amount of sugar you just ingested, you can’t fall asleep until 3am. And then you wake up and discover there’s still one brownie left so you eat it, feel great for about 30 minutes, and then completely crash.

Ugh, and there’s still two more days to go this week?

I’m going to need some major coffee just to get out of bed, and then a few 5 Hour Energy’s to get to the gym to work off the brownie binge. But before I go into a caffeine rage (similar to ‘roid rage, only with many more trips to the bathroom), let me take a moment to myself to consider the following disturbing scenario.

Would you rather walk in on your boyfriend trying on your underwear OR be forced to watch a one hour long video of your sibling/parent having sex?

Things to consider: your boyfriend in a lacy thong, your boyshorts getting stretched out, your parents having sex. Read More »

It’s Wednesday, and in my book that means sipping the finest of boxed wines (and slapping the bag), watching Modern Family, and, of course, contemplating life’s strangest possibilities.

So let’s not waste any prime Franzia time and get right on down to business:

Would you rather have your nose light up every time you think about sex OR never be able to lie about anything?

Things to consider: that hot guy down the row at church, talking to your professor about missing class, writing your resume.

Vote and then share your reasoning below!

We’re halfway through Hump Day.

The good news: only 2.5 days until the weekend.
The bad news: I have a giant paper due on Friday at 5 p.m. and I still haven’t started it yet.
The worst news: I missed the Teen Mom reunion special last night.

Gah! There’s only one thing that can get me through this day (OK, maybe two, but I doubt Channing Tatum has the time to stop by my place for a little afternoon snuggle-and-rub-my-hands-all-over-his-abs session): a little Would You Rather.

So here we go:

Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind OR never speak again?

Things to consider: evil thoughts, sexual thoughts, political debates with people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

Vote now and share your reasoning below!

It’s Wednesday so you know what that means: another person has been sent home from The Biggest Loser ranch. And, holy hell, that was some serious drama. What is up with the green team? Why are they so mean? Someone needs to sit them down and force them to watch a Titanic, Notebook and Green Mile marathon until they crack and show some damn emotion. I’m not sure if I hate them or the red team more. Or that nasty brown team from the last couples’ season.

OMG, did I just go on a mega Biggest Loser tangent? Wow. I need help. What I meant to say was that it’s Wednesday which means it’s time for another exciting round of Would You Rather….

So let’s forget about The Biggest Loser for now and think of something a little happier (even if it’s far off in the future for many of us). Give us your vote and share your reasoning in the comments. Happy Hump Day!

Would you rather pee on your guy out of excitement when he proposes OR throw up on him out of excitement when he proposes? Read More »

One would think getting Monday off would make for a more pleasant week, but one would be wrong. Yeah, we’re all one day closer to the weekend, but we also spent one more day last weekend partying it up and eating cheese fries at 3am. And it has taken a serious toll on our bodies. We’re seriously dreaming of the moment we can crawl into bed, watch Modern Family and pass out.

But before we do, let’s play a game of Would You Rather. If nothing else, pondering life’s most random situations will turn our brains on for those back-to-back lectures we have this afternoon. Think long and hard – and then re-think it just to be sure – and choose your answer. Then, if you can handle the thought, share your reasoning in the comment section below. Read More »

Hello, Wednesday. I have quite the love/hate relationship with you. Obviously, I love that you’re in the middle of the week and that many dub you “Hump Day.” But you’re still just the middle of the week – there are still two more long days to go – and no matter what people call you, I haven’t found anyone to celebrate Hump Day with.

There’s only one thing that can make this any better (without costing you a bundle of money or a days worth of calories)  and that’s a great big game of “Would You Rather?” Because there is no better way to pass time in that ridonkulous 2-hour class than by pondering life’s most preposterous situations.

So think long and hard, choose your answer and give us the deets in the comments section below, K? K.

Would you rather choose 20 items from your favorite fashion icon’s wardrobe to have for free OR have your favorite designer make five pieces just for you?

So much couture, so little time. Hmmmm.

Wednesdays are rough. Yes, even if today is the last real day of the week and the next 48 hours will be spent in a constant cycle of drinking champagne from a bottle, dancing to Lady Gaga, eating waffles, and doing it all again. And again. In sequins.

Whether you’re furiously shopping online for the perfect shoes for your NYE outfit (Zappos has overnight shipping, right?!), or simply catching up on old episodes of How I Met Your Mother (while I sit here working…), it’s time to take a break and play a little game of “Would You Rather?” Because there is no better way to round out 2009 than by pondering life’s strangest situations.

So think long and hard, choose your answer and give us the deets in the comments section below!

Would you rather do the walk of shame past your professor in a sexy cop costume when last night wasn’t Halloween OR accidentally sext your dad? Read More »

Wednesdays are rough. Even if your finals are over, you’re lounging on mama’s couch and you only have 48 more hours until you’re calling all your friends to tell them about the hot new Coach bag you snagged from the parentals.

And this day is especially rough for those unlucky souls who aren’t home yet and somehow lucked out with the last final of the week. Today. At 3 pm.

Whether you’re stuffing your face with mom’s famous brownies or stuffing your brain with useless information that you’ll forget the minute you walk out of that classroom, we thought we’d play a little game of “Would You Rather?” Because what is more fun (and a better distraction) than pondering life’s most random conundrums?

So, here we go. Choose your answer and explain why in the comments section below!

Would you rather date a guy who makes normal noises during sex but sounds like Chewbacca when he orgasms, OR date a guy who is completely silent every single time you have sex?

Wednesdays are rough. Sure, you are halfway through the week, but you still have two more loooong days before the weekend. Barf.

Speaking of barf, maybe we shouldn’t have taken part in Tequila Tuesdays last night? There is never an excuse for waking up fully clothed clutching a 2 liter bottle of Fresca and an empty pizza box (WTF?), but especially not on a Wednesday morning.

Anyways, in order to get you through the hardest day of the week we thought we’d play a little game of “Would You Rather?” Because what is more fun than pondering life’s most random conundrums?

So, here we go. Choose your answer and explain why in the comments section below!

Would you rather have to go about college life normally for a day except that you’re naked OR retake all of the tests you took in your worst class (without having any time to study) because your Prof lost the grades? Read More »