Ok, so “Superman That Ho” wasn’t the most romantic song of all time, but at least it had a good beat and a fun little dance to go along with it. I expected a lot from Soulja Boy (Tell ‘Em) after that monster hit… and then I heard this (the lyrics are epic).

Did he really collaborate on a song about emoticons? “LOL smiley face”? For serious?

Congratulations, Gucci Mane and Soulja Boy; you have officially beat “Tardy for the Party” for the worst song of all time.

Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve – why not wear your vulva around your neck?

Yes, one “artist” is now making that possible by taking an exact replica of your lady parts and turning them into one of these beauties. No need to skimp on the underwear anymore, ladies. Now you need only slip one of these over your head to flash everyone your Britney.

Gag.

Honestly, WTF?

I’d like to think this entire commercial would make more sense if it was in English, but I really don’t know. I’m not sure what the purpose is of this little hump-machine, but it’s obvious – based on that bulge in those knock-off Adidas shorts – that the spokesman is really enjoying it.

So, Google hates black people now, too?
WTF?

"I don't know her. Seriously, I don't know this woman."

While waiting at JFK for my ride not too long ago, I was passing the time by sipping on some much needed coffee and people watching. Airports, with their mix of cultures and characters, are the best places to people watch.

All was going well until…out of nowhere…I saw it: a fanny pack.

I fought hard to keep that mini bag of in-flight pretzels down as I watched the dreadful fanny pack pass by. I just couldn’t understand it; fanny packs have been publicly bashed since the early ’90s, why do people insist on wearing them?

But fanny packs aren’t alone. There are so many fashion choices that people make that leave me wondering, WTF?! Sure, these things were cool 6 seasons ago, but time is a-passing, honey. Come join me in 2009. Read More »

OMG. How many times have you seen this in your life? There should be a law against moms using IMs. Or any technology for that matter.

Problems with this cookie:

1. It is not a fortune cookie. It is an obvious statement cookie.
2. You can’t add “in bed” to the end of it and chuckle to yourself.
3. It is grammatically incorrect.

WTF? If they wanted to be so literal they should have gone with: “You will be hungry in 20 minutes.” At least that’s the future.

I always thought there was nothing worse than the forced family photo for the yearly Christmas card. And then I saw this. What. The. Eff??!

That poor, poor child has to grow up knowing his parents are either really big tools or totally into Plushies and Furries.

[Courtesy of our newest obsession, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com]

I would understand this more if my hippie stoner high school biology teacher were starring in this video, but Isabella Rossellini? For real? I don’t understand. Why? WTF, Isabella?!

She was doing so well with the sexy shoes (that don’t match), the sexy pose, and the whole topless thing. Too bad little Jimmy got in the picture.

And what a poor, poor child. He never thought he’d have to see mom from that awkward angle again.