Um, basically…. this video is ridiculous. If you haven’t seen it, you should.
Yes, Tiki, Steve Jobs has actually died. Moron.
The cosmetic guru of the century (sporting the ugly, unfinished bronzer Bobble-head look) attacks Jobs and the Apple industry for overpricing their products. While she pays respect to Jesus – who apparently died a million years ago – she asserts that Jobs should have tried harder to emulate the Son of God by donating all of his money to those who needed it. Read More »
Eyebrows. Not something you really spend a lot of time thinking about all day. (Or maybe you do, this is a judgment free zone. For today only.) They’re just like a fact of life. But what happens when you see someone without them? Can you say AHHH! Yeah, it looks that weird. Especially when they’re people who usually look amazing.
Check out these brow-less peeps below and then head over to this tumblr to see more (yes, obviously there’s a tumblr devoted to celebrities without eyebrows.)
Have you ever suspected your significant other was cheating? Do you hate confrontation? Would you prefer to be told by online strangers about your cheating partner? Yes, yes and yes!?
Well head on over to CheaterVille.com. The website created to expose cheaters in the most ridiculous way possible.
Here’s how it works:
1. You recognize the obvious fact that someone you know is a cheating, lying skank and it’s your job to let the world know.
2. You upload all their personal information to the website. Don’t forget to upload a few photos from different angles.
3. You revert back to your second grade English and social skills and write a detailed description of the cheater and the cheating. (Real description below.)
This chick has been all over town. She grew up where I live and I have met her a few times, she’s nuts. She talks s**t on all of her girlfriends, and messes around with all of their boyfriends. Just recently she screwed a random stranger in his van. She may appear cute and innocent, but this recent high school graduate is on the road to STDisaster. Interested guys beware, you will ruin the rest of your life by being with this girl unprotected, be sure to wrap it up. She recently moved from Big Bear to Santa Barbara to get her GED in sex education. Watch out homeboys!!! Looks AND AGE can be deceiving. Her hair could be brown, red, blonde, pink?? She will change her image quickly like her partners. Uneducated player.. 100% LOOK OUT!
4. You cross your fingers, do a rain dance and hope that all the victims of this horrible, horrible cheater check CheaterVille.com everyday.
Raise your hand if you love paying to get your hands and feet some lovin’! As common, middle class folk, we like to keep the manicures and pedicures comfortably inside a price range that we can really fit our fingers and toes around. That’s why we never dare to pay for the really fancy manicures that come with seaweed wraps and Dead Sea salt scrubs. With that said, even if we did have the money, we would never pay for these crazy manicures. They’re a little too crazy…even for us.
Check ‘em out below!
#Winning, fellas.
Sure, it’s common for us college students to talk about our hookups, whether it’s the best you’ve ever had or some really embarrassing story. I share things with my girlfriends, and dudes discuss it all the time. Heck, we used to have Morning After posts specifically for that purpose, but those are full stories that aren’t degrading and gross. However, there’s a difference between sharing within your circle of friends and sharing it all over the internet via Texts From Last Night format.
Let me introduce you to the sheer brilliance of BootyDrop.com, founded “to develop a culture where users can have fun with the site, while still respecting people in the stories and other Booty Droppers.” I’m sorry, but you can’t seriously expect users on this site to respect each other or those in the stories when the whole purpose is to basically degrade and embarrass said people in said stories. When explaining what a Booty Drop is, founders Matthew Weaver and Kevin Lance state, “Let’s be honest. Attending college was never about the education anyway. It’s about hooking up. You tell your friends the next day, but why stop there? Instead tell the world, anonymously.” Are you kidding me?! I’d love to have that conversation with my parents… “Hey Mom and Dad, I know you’ve been spending an ungodly amount of money on my college education, but I hope you know it’s really about me hooking up.” College is definitely about education, and those who don’t think so are probably the ones taking the Van Wilder route and failing their classes. Read More »
Has our national obsession with Justin Bieber gone too far? One quick glance at a gallery of Bieberkinis tells me yes, yes it has. It’s gotten to the point where we’re photoshopping his face onto bikini bods. Does he look strangely good? Of course. He’s Bieber. He can pull it off. Does it make me a little uneasy that I’ve now seen 10 photos of a not-even-legal man with cleavage? For sure.
Are tweens all over the country printing out these latest Bieber photos and adding them to their bedroom collages in hopes that if they put up enough photos, he’ll magically appear? No duh.
Are you weirded out, but slightly intrigued? Check out more Bieber bikini bods right here!
We often complain that parents these days will let their kids do, say and wear just about anything. Where is the supervision, we ask. Who ever would let their tween dress up like a Victoria’s Secret model, we wonder. What the heck is the modern world coming to, we scream! But just when you thought yesteryear held the all the wholesomeness of an Ovaltine commercial, think again. Read More »
This week’s WTF is brought to you on behalf of Jours Après Lunes, a French lingerie design house that has just launched a couple new lines- one for tweens (!!) and one for girls in the 3-36 month age range (!!!).
While the toddler line is pretty tame, the tween collection leaves little to the imagination. From sexed up hair and long string pearls to creepily playful poses and too much makeup (one little girl even has a fake tattoo on her back), this isn’t your standard Hanes underwear. Read More »
For some reason, fanny packs have made some sort of comeback in the past couple of years. Why these terrible things have gained popularity among people who aren’t moms at Disney World is completely over my head, but they’re out there and people are wearing them.
Having established that I don’t enjoy seeing people wearing these waist wallets, I will admit that the many styles that fanny packs come in always provide some laughs. Click through for some, um, entertainment.
Just in case Justin Bieber’s perfume-flavoured ice cream (a WTF in its own right) wasn’t enough, an artist from Connecticut decided the Canadian teen pop idol and his gf Selena Gomez needed a bronze statue. Oh, and he though they should also be nude, minus a maple leaf and a star giving a nod to Adam & Eve’s fig leaves.
Because apparently the maple leaf and the Texas lone star didn’t suffice as tributes to the hometown’s of the teen stars, the artist figured a Canadian goose defiling an armadillo would be a nice touch to the statue.
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