For as long as I can remember, perhaps since Mean Girls made it clear, Halloween has required a sexy costume. "The really hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some type of animal ears." Or you can be a big loser like Cady Herron and go as an "ex-wife."
Surely they know how there's no Q in "Colleen"? One would hope, but you're left clutching Qoleen's coffee wondering where this ship ran aground.
Scott Benton, producer and director, is a wonderful creative genius because this video will live on in Internet fame. You. Guys. I'm not joking. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Most people probably wouldn't rock a vibrator around their neck. The assumption would be the obvious: it looks like a vibrator. Well, most vibrators look like a vibrator. The brilliant people over at Crave created a vibrator that doubles as a necklace for a discreet little stick of fun you can carry with you all day.
Hello Kitty is not a cat. I'm not even trying to trick you by building up to the fact that she's actually a snow leopard or an arctic fox or something else white with pointy ears. Nope.
Jealousy is an ugly, ugly monster. Listen, sometimes people like pictures on Facebook. It's not the end of the world, not does it mean anything 90 percent of the time. It is no reason to literally go "Fatal Attraction" on some guy.
Users who participated -- and I use that word so very loosely, since no one actually knew they were participating -- were shown an altered newsfeed of only emotionally positive or negative posts.
I’m honestly ready to nix my luggage, hurtle through the Plexiglas window and let the Virginian mountain lions, tigers and bears have their way with me .
Apparently this summer, butts are very in. As in showing them. To your wedding photographer. To be photographed.
Nineties nostalgia is one helluva drug.
Do you know your goal line from your goal kick?
Sundays are sort of depressing if you utilized your weekend the way that you should’ve. No more morning mimosas or twilight twerk sessions for another four days (or three, if your Thursdays are still thirsty).
You know the people I’m talking about – these game requesting, frequent status updating, spammy-ass friends who COMPLETELY misuse and abuse their websites of choice.
Luckily, I still had my friend's brother's cousin's sorority sister's Twitter page open when I noticed an odd trending topic: "If I Ate The Pwussy Would U Tell Yo Homegirls????" Four question marks and all.
#glowing is similar to #planking – it’s a fun summer photo fad that came out of nowhere and probably won’t make it to July.
I don’t know about y’all, but “Reading Rainbow” set the precedent for my love of literature early on.
Any student knows that their educational experience is based on more than a big name.
I know that I can’t be the only remaining post-grad, twentysomething chaser in the world.
Business Insider published a list of schools that don’t necessarily receive the most shine.
These people, unlike you, love sticking foreign objects up their b-holes.
This is definitely a weekend to call for some late night Domino's (sans pepperoni, just to be safe) instead of heating up your favorite molten-hot meat pastry for 3AM consumption.
Did you know that you have a ladybeard? Well, you do and so do all ladies.
Welcome to Sochi, Russia where the 2014 Olympics will test your strength, endurance and dedication to staying in the nastiest hotels you've ever seen.
There's a new girl group on the Japanese music scene. "Chubbiness", as they're affectionately (?) called, is a collection of ten young women who boldly defy Japan's ultra-petite body ideal.
Last night a girl went home to hook up with a guy. No big news there, right? Well, when it came time to get down to business, the guy (presumably one the girl had just met) pulled out a rubber ducky condom. Yes, this is real life.
If you've ever wondered what it's like to pee outside during a Polar Vortex, here's your answer in high-def video form.
We've searched through the year's biggest hits, searching for the absolute worst lyrics of 2013. Whether sexist, poorly written, or just plain dumb, these lyrics have won the award of being the complete worst of the entire year.
My friends and I have a great laugh each and every time we think of things we would do as men. Luckily for women, many of the things that we wish to do as men can be done -- free of judgment. Men on the other hand, aren't so lucky.
Why are we punching each other in the face for an XBox?
If you were really having that difficult of a time masturbating, why wouldn't you try consulting something like Google...or a doctor?
Just imagine six beautiful men, wearing suit jackets and colorful "musical boxers". It's every woman's dream.
Now rules are meant to be broken, but if you have broken one of these rules you either need a psych evaluation, or the laws themselves are extremely outdated.
Nathan's wife invented the hot dog and her grandmother the secret spice recipe, yet they aren't included in the company's history.
Sometimes our dads embarrass us. It's just part of having parents. So what do you do when your dad writes to an advice column and asks how to properly go about dating your friend? Gross.
Why you might ask? Apparently, his girlfriend had been getting on his nerves about his drinking problem and instead of say, trying not to drink so much, the man grabbed a pair of scissors off of the table and ran to the bathroom to cut off his penis.
Well, person who searched this, I'd like to help you out. Let's look at a couple of facts: a) he's your boyfriend and b) he's inside you.