The Craziest Manicures We’ve Ever Seen!
Raise your hand if you love paying to get your hands and feet some lovin’! As common, middle class folk, we like to keep the manicures and pedicures comfortably inside a price range that we can really fit our fingers and toes around. That’s why we never dare to pay for the really fancy manicures that come with seaweed wraps and Dead Sea salt scrubs. With that said, even if we did have the money, we would never pay for these crazy manicures. They’re a little too crazy…even for us.
Guys, This Is Why We’re Not Dating You
Let me introduce you to the sheer brilliance of BootyDrop.com, founded “to develop a culture where users can have fun with the site, while still respecting people in the stories and other Booty Droppers.” I’m sorry, but you can’t seriously expect users on this site to respect each other or those in the stories when the whole purpose is to basically degrade and embarrass said people in said stories.

WTF Friday: Bieberkinis
Has our national obsession with Justin Bieber gone too far? One quick glance at a gallery of Bieberkinis tells me yes, yes it has. It’s gotten to the point where we’re photoshopping his face onto bikini bods. Does he look strangely good? Of course. He’s Bieber. He can pull it off. Does it make me a little uneasy that I’ve now seen 10 photos of a not-even-legal man with cleavage? For sure.
WTF Friday: Playing With Knives
But just when you thought yesteryear held the all the wholesomeness of an Ovaltine commercial, think again. Domestic violence was not a problem, people. It was exploited as a fun, let’s-throw-knives-at-the-kids-for-fame activity! Seriously, take a look at this lady.
WTF: Toddlers in Tiaras…And Not Much Else
This week’s WTF is brought to you on behalf of Jours Après Lunes, a French lingerie design house that has just launched a couple new lines- one for tweens (!!) and one for girls in the 3-36 month age range (!!!).
The Craziest Fanny Packs
For some reason, fanny packs have made some sort of comeback in the past couple of years. Why these terrible things have gained popularity among people who aren’t moms at Disney World is completely over my head, but they’re out there and people are wearing them.
WTF Friday: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Nude Statue
Just in case Justin Bieber’s perfume-flavoured ice cream (a WTF in its own right) wasn’t enough, an artist from Connecticut decided the Canadian teen pop idol and his gf Selena Gomez needed a bronze statue. Oh, and he though they should also be nude, minus a maple leaf and a star giving a nod to Adam & Eve’s fig leaves.

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WTF Friday: How to Make Vagina Cupcakes
So your friend’s birthday is coming up and you want to get her something special. Something a little bit nicer than a funfetti cake and a balloon.
WTF Friday: May I Water Your Lawn?
The puking man water sprinkler is the best piece of gardening frippery any child will ever have the opportunity to be horrified by. It even says right in the ad- your kids are going to love running through the “barf” on hot days! Guys, I really think we can redefine some classic summer memories with this one.
WTF Friday: Really? In a Public Pool?
I get it. It’s hot. It’s so hot that you’re willing to take a dip in your town’s public pool. That’s okay, a little pee in the pool has never hurt anyone. But you know what does hurt people? Sex in the pool.
WTF Friday: Woman Catches Robber, Keeps Him As Sex Slave
Yes, you read that right. The owner of a hair salon in Russia, a 28 year old woman who also happens to be a black belt, overtook a man trying to rob her salon, apparently taking him down with a single kick
WTF Friday: Snooki Gets Stuck in a Potted Plant
First, let’s just acknowledge that this is real life. Snooki, whatcha got goin’ on there? I can’t tell if you’re dancing with the plant for laughs, or if you’re actually trippin’ balls in public. Better yet, I can’t tell why someone hasn’t set this to a sick tecno beat yet!

WTF Friday: The Ugliest Dog in the World
I am a HUGE dog fan. I love them. They’re cute and cuddly and friendly and just the best thing you can have around. I love them so much that I often Google image them just to look at their cute little faces. (Yes, I have a lot of free time.)