We knew it would only be a matter of time before Patricia Krentcil, the overly tan mother arrested for allegedly putting her 5 year old daughter in a tanning bed, got a meme.
It's one thing for a guy to have a pet name for his penis, but what if you had thousands millions of young fans who named your junk for you? That's a bit much.
Do you like to travel? Are your globe-trotting dreams being stunted by your college student's budget? Some genius somewhere just invented the perfect site for you. It's called Miss Travel, where "beautiful people travel free."
This video is titled "World's Most Beautiful Marriage Proposal" on YouTube. Um, excuse me. I beg to differ. This is the most absolutely terrifying marriage proposal I've ever seen.
While I can understand why people would get tattoos of things that are important to them (like a loved one's name), I am too indecisive to get a tattoo. I'd regret it eventually because I'd probably change my mind about the tattoo I should have gotten. Also, I'm too young to make a decision that is going to stay with me for the rest of my life. Here are a few tattoos that make me say, "Why would someone ever do that?"
Singing. Some of us are born with this natural talent, while some of us...lack the ability. If you fall into the second category, it is important to acknowledge the fact that you will never, ever be Beyonce. I'm sorry but it is true. Here are few examples of truly horrible (yet amazing) karaoke fails for your procrastinatory pleasure...
We waited in line before midnight, hair braided to the side. We gawked over Effie's costumes and laughed at Peeta's attempts to spit game. And -- spoiler alert! -- we all cried when Rue died. All of us. And we didn't cry any less because the actress is black -- and then tweet about it. Is that wrong?
Do you live in Florida? Have you seen a lady carting around hotel furniture lately? If you have, you might want to let the police know, because they're looking for a woman who stole an entire hotel room's worth of furniture.
Kate is getting dangerously close to weird in the video she released for Easter. At first, I assumed the video was a commercial for something. And it is "presented" by Love magazine, so I guess it's a promo of sorts for them. But it just keeps going and going. There's no product here, only Kate Upton dancing around dressed as an Easter bunny. A very adult Easter bunny, of course.
I really hate the show 'Hoarders.' It's gross and disturbing. And it's not one of those gross things that I can't help but watch...it's one of those things I just don't want to watch period. I'm not claiming to be anally clean and organized, but I do believe in a healthy level of self control and personal hygiene. When I heard about 'Extreme Makeover' dentist, Dr. Bill Dorfman, hoarding celebrity teeth, I was pretty disgusted.
If you drink the strawberry frappuccino from Starbucks, the answer is yes. Starbucks' president Cliff Burrows just announced on the Starbucks blog, "Based on recent feedback, we learned that we fell short of [our customer's] expectations by using cochineal extract." According to Merriam-Webster, cochineal extract is a red dye consisting of the dried bodies of female cochineal insects.
Have you ever wished you could look like a Barbie doll? I used to love playing with them when I was little, but I never actually wanted to be a Barbie. This girl apparently does – she loves Barbie so much that she decided to try and look just like her. Every day, she cakes on layers of makeup in order to make her face look just like the doll.
Up until about five years ago, I hated my name. I associated it with snobby girls on TV shows and I didn't think it was "me." I felt self-conscious because I didn't want people to associate me with that stereotype when I first met them. I may have been a bit over-dramatic, however, because there are much worse names out there. I still don't love my name, but I'm grateful I don't have one of these weird celebrity names.
Geraldo Rivera has been sounding off today about how he feels Trayvon Martin's hoodie is to blame for his murder. Apparently kids who wear hoodies look like gangsters, and gangsters get shot. Duh. Why didn't someone explain this to us sooner?
Why am I a "militant, protesting" feminist? Because of sh*t like this.
There are actually so many celeb sex tapes that there is an entry on Wikipedia explaining what a celeb sex tape is and the strange ways that sex tapes have made people more famous. And while stars like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian managed to use their sex tapes to extend their 15 minutes of fame, there are countless B, C and D-list celebs whose amateur videos earned nothing more than a "WTF?!"
Robert Downey Jr. is a lot of things: detective, superhero, sex symbol. But a tattletale he is not. Celebrity scandals are definitely wacky, but this one is the strangest I've heard in a while.
Yup. Jason Russell, the man responsible for Kony 2012 and all the hype that surrounded the video, has been detained for some pretty interesting reasons. The San Diego Police Department says they received a call yesterday in regard to Mr. Russell allegedly masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and quite likely under the influence of...something.
Oh, the things we find on the internet. Earlier today, while we were exploring the wonderful world of Pinterest, we came across the Blandito. What is a Blandito, you ask? We're wondering the same thing.
March 14 falls exactly one month after Valentine's Day and is recognized as National Steak and a BJ day. I polled people out on the streets during SXSW to find out how they were celebrating!
Warning: Before those crazy guys who live next door offer you a slice of pizza, make sure you're not unknowingly participating in a
harmless terrifying game of Pizza Roulette. New Zealand-based restaurant, Hell Pizza, has invented the game and I can't tell if it's brilliant...or brilliantly evil. So what is Pizza Roulette?
Well, sometimes we stumble across some pretty weird stuff on stock photo websites, such as ShutterStock, that literally make us go "What the f--k?!" Some of these photos are so bizarre, like really out of left field. They make absolutely no sense, and I cannot think of an instance when anyone would ever need to use the photographs I am about to show you in any way for any reason.
Fact: lots of men really enjoy watching women roll around and wrestle each other in messy substances. I'd heard of mud wrestling and jello wrestling. But today, I discovered something entirely new. Coleslaw wrestling.
Do you remember the days of super-hip teen PSAs that warned you against committing a whole slew of childhood misdemeanors that would leave a mark on your permanent record? This weekend as you embark on the hoodrat activity of your choosing, please don't tease the other kids who have to stay in and study. Karma exists for bullies, guys! Just check out this Friday Video!
Legendary Austinite, Leslie Cochran, is the only transvestite homeless person to ever become a living, breathing landmark. That is until recently. Austin just got a little less weird with the passing of the city's beloved, homeless icon. Known for his stilettos and furry red thongs, Leslie turned more heads than slutty, under-age college girls.
Being as this is the season of Lent, when good Catholic boys and girls are sacrificing one of their favorite luxuries for 40 days, I started to wonder, how productive an idea is this for the 21st century? I’m all for penance, don’t get me wrong, love me some BDSM, but while you can give up certain things, are their ones that you shouldn’t give up?
I don't know about you, but when I see these warning labels, I don't think "oh thank goodness they told me, I definitely would have locked my little sister in a washing machine or used a microwave to dry off my dog." Here are fifteen of these stupid, insanely obvious product warning labels...
Freshman year. That incredibly awkward time when so many of us had to move in and share a tiny space with a complete stranger. You thought you were gaining all this freedom and independence by moving out of your parents' house, until you discovered that living with a roommate can get really weird.
Just when you thought social media sites couldn't get any less private...you can now 'check in' when you're getting it on. Because everyone is dying to know when and where you're doing it?
Maybe I’m just cynical because it was just Valentine’s Day, but Michelle Williams is practically nude on the cover of February’s GQ. I’m totally aware this is a magazine for men, but jeez-a-lou, she’s literally only wearing a bra and panties.
The Daytona 500 is right around the corner, and I'm always amazed at the type of people that are drawn to the race. I've watched the race before with my dad, but a lot of people that actually go can be quite the characters.
What if it were your job to have fun and act like a crazy hot mess everywhere you went? It might get old after a while, but it would be fun for just one day. Who actually has this job? Ke$ha! Come on, you know you want to find out what it would be like to have a dollar sign in your name.
This morning, a post over at Em and Lo caught our eye. They featured a comment from one of their readers on a post about oral sex. To be more exact, it was a post called "How Do I Tell My BF He Sucks at Oral?" Here's what the comment said...
In high school, one of my best friends came to school with one of the worst (and most hilarious) spray tans I had ever seen. We had a homecoming dance coming up, and this was part of her preparation process. Fortunately for my friend, she is not alone in the epidemic of spray tans gone wrong. There are tons of celebs that have gone a little overboard with the tanner and looked a little orange.
In the spirit of puns, we here at CollegeCandy stumbled upon a great video of some funny guys (and gals) "pun hunting" at the grocery store. We were cracking up, and you will too! You'll never look at celery the same ever again. Enjoy!
Oh, Maxim. You make it so easy to laugh at you. Today, when purchasing this month’s Maxim, I was charged like six dollars. I paid six freaking dollars for a 30-page magazine full of naked women. In tiny print beneath the cover model's legs reads the tagline “This issue is 75% pants-free.” Well, good...because who likes pants? I don’t.