Hi. I'm Molly and I have a problem. It's a problem that has plagued me my entire life, and it's this: I can't keep my mouth shut.
Apparently, you can rent a "boyfriend" in Japan for $364 US dollars. You can also rent girlfriends. The premise? Sometimes people just want warm bodies to sleep next to. So you call up this company and a member of their "cast" can perform certain duties, but they can't sleep with you or kiss you.
Lesson materials included direction on how to carry out a “slave raid” and manipulate “African Chiefs” through bribes and lacing them with alcohol.
Pink Consent is a lingerie campaign for a good cause that plays off of the traditional Victoria's Secret line, although it isn't actually affiliated. I wonder if putting those words on your bum completely undermines the message?
If you are trying to spice up your sex life on your college campus, look no further. Tired of having too much privacy? Is your bed too comfortable? Do social contracts feel oppressive? Nadia Cho of Berkeley has the answer. Library sex: because studying is fun. Nadia explains the ins and outs of reference section nookie, and spills all the secrets on how you can too.
Target has collaborated with 24 designers for their Neiman Marcus line and the results are disappointing. What am I supposed to do with an Oscar De La Renta dog bowl? None of the pieces are special and they're pretty expensive for looking so generic and often cheap.
A South African ad agency for The Walking Dead has apparently made a calendar for 2013 featuring zombie babes in bikinis. Yeah, that ain't right.
It's kind of like A Christmas Carol, except not at all. I mean, the premise is there. A crotchety old man (Snoop) learns how to find Christmas (how to party again?) I'm not really sure.
Here's one WTF Friday you certainly won't find me hating on. A company that specializes in products for clumsy alcoholics has developed every college-girl-in-heels' dream: the Vino2Go.
Look, transgendered people are people too, so we should treat them like everybody else. That means we get to giggle at them when they do cray cray things like want to look like Harry Styles.
It's a hood thong. Like, a thong...that kind of comes up into a hood. You know, in case you get cold while wandering around in your underwear.
Would you get naked with a bunch of your friends, compliment each other's vulvas, talk about your childhood trauma and then proceed to masturbate on a towel in front of them?
So Alex and I were watching Modern Family on Hulu and all of a sudden a commercial popped up for NuvaRing. We thought it would be a normal commercial where they ramble off side effects and what not. FALSE.
This video encompasses some of the most hilarious misheard lyrics of all time, but be forewarned, once you see this you can't unhear the lyrics.
If I saw some of this stuff in my daily life, I would be completely mind-blown. We all might experience our own little ghetto-fails (I may have used duct tape to re-attach the wiring to the wall in my dorm room last month...please don't tell my RA!), but some of these are confusing to no end. I can't be the only one who sees it, right?
It seems like the website is trying to advertise it as a cool, hipster hat that a twenty something would love to wear. Riggght. I would love to walk around with a turkey on my head to advertise the holiday.
Now, they always say not to judge a book by its cover...but in this case, we couldn't help it. Here's a collection of some of the cheesiest romance novels, from the most cliche titles to awkward cover art.
Sadly, you won't see him in any of the upcoming election debates because he is running for a position of his own creation: President of the Internet.
In some cultures it's actually show as the ultimate sign of commitment to dress in matching clothes with your significant other.
He's turning his infamous photos of girls being blasted in the face with champagne into posters and selling them.
This bit of strange news got us wondering: what other celebrities have unusual pets?
Men. What goes on in that empty vat they call their brain? How many times have you wondered, 'What in the world is he thinking?' Guess what ladies, it may just be nothing. Now before you think I'm totally nuts as a single gal in her twenties watching youtube videos of marriage counselor Mark Gungor, hold your judgement. This guy is funny! And drops some serious truths.
A new Pinterest came across my radar today, and I'm pretty sure it contains the mugshots of everyone who has ever submitted a TFLN.
One of the first things I do every morning is grab a copy of my campus newspaper. Sometimes the headlines read a bit like, "What?"
So there's this website HymenShop.com, not joking, where you can purchase an artificial hymen. But good news? Shipping is free.
Kids these days are effed because the titles offered to them are seriously bizarre. Figuring no one would believe me, I went to Amazon.com this morning and looked up some of the books I found at the store, plus a few others.
These tourists in Thailand take playing with cats to a whole new level. They're wading out in the water like, "Don't mind me, just pissing off some tigers."
Have you ever played the license plates game on a long road trip and come across some...interesting plates? Well, for this morning's giggle we thought we'd bring you some "WTF?" inducing license plates.
Drugs are bad, kids. This week's hilariously weird news story covers 18-year-old Mark Welch, who had a major freakout after smoking synthetic marijuana.
Amidst all the naked photos of Prince Harry, I think we all neglected to notice a much more important British news story. Last week, residents of the English town of Essex (right next door to my hometown, yay!) reported multiple sightings of a huge lion roaming through the city.
So before you choose to completely humiliate yourself and do something way too bizarre, look at these interesting characters...but please, not for inspiration.
A man in Augusta Georgia was discovered to be half naked and drunk after an apparent night "partying" with two uncaged monkeys. Lab employees gone wild!
Have you ever thought to yourself, "Wow. I hate my job. It totally sucks. There is nothing worse than what I do"? Well, I have great news for you! You don't have the worst job.
I crushed on his friend a little, but I was convinced that my Ex was the one for me. Now that we have broken up (he dumped me and was apparently flirting with other girls), I regret not choosing his friend.
There are loads of rumored cures for unbearable morning sickness - eating crackers, drinking sports drinks, eating fresh ginger - but this new one is a little more unusual.
Contrary to popular (male) belief, women are simple creatures. We like flip cup and Theroux novels just as much as the next guy. Playing the Devil's Advocate, here, I know that men and women are very much different, and advertisers have to market different things, but c'mon!