Fact: lots of men really enjoy watching women roll around and wrestle each other in messy substances. I'd heard of mud wrestling and jello wrestling. But today, I discovered something entirely new. Coleslaw wrestling.
Do you remember the days of super-hip teen PSAs that warned you against committing a whole slew of childhood misdemeanors that would leave a mark on your permanent record? This weekend as you embark on the hoodrat activity of your choosing, please don't tease the other kids who have to stay in and study. Karma exists for bullies, guys! Just check out this Friday Video!
Legendary Austinite, Leslie Cochran, is the only transvestite homeless person to ever become a living, breathing landmark. That is until recently. Austin just got a little less weird with the passing of the city's beloved, homeless icon. Known for his stilettos and furry red thongs, Leslie turned more heads than slutty, under-age college girls.
Being as this is the season of Lent, when good Catholic boys and girls are sacrificing one of their favorite luxuries for 40 days, I started to wonder, how productive an idea is this for the 21st century? I’m all for penance, don’t get me wrong, love me some BDSM, but while you can give up certain things, are their ones that you shouldn’t give up?
I don't know about you, but when I see these warning labels, I don't think "oh thank goodness they told me, I definitely would have locked my little sister in a washing machine or used a microwave to dry off my dog." Here are fifteen of these stupid, insanely obvious product warning labels...
Freshman year. That incredibly awkward time when so many of us had to move in and share a tiny space with a complete stranger. You thought you were gaining all this freedom and independence by moving out of your parents' house, until you discovered that living with a roommate can get really weird.
Just when you thought social media sites couldn't get any less private...you can now 'check in' when you're getting it on. Because everyone is dying to know when and where you're doing it?
Maybe I’m just cynical because it was just Valentine’s Day, but Michelle Williams is practically nude on the cover of February’s GQ. I’m totally aware this is a magazine for men, but jeez-a-lou, she’s literally only wearing a bra and panties.
The Daytona 500 is right around the corner, and I'm always amazed at the type of people that are drawn to the race. I've watched the race before with my dad, but a lot of people that actually go can be quite the characters.
What if it were your job to have fun and act like a crazy hot mess everywhere you went? It might get old after a while, but it would be fun for just one day. Who actually has this job? Ke$ha! Come on, you know you want to find out what it would be like to have a dollar sign in your name.
This morning, a post over at Em and Lo caught our eye. They featured a comment from one of their readers on a post about oral sex. To be more exact, it was a post called "How Do I Tell My BF He Sucks at Oral?" Here's what the comment said...
In high school, one of my best friends came to school with one of the worst (and most hilarious) spray tans I had ever seen. We had a homecoming dance coming up, and this was part of her preparation process. Fortunately for my friend, she is not alone in the epidemic of spray tans gone wrong. There are tons of celebs that have gone a little overboard with the tanner and looked a little orange.
In the spirit of puns, we here at CollegeCandy stumbled upon a great video of some funny guys (and gals) "pun hunting" at the grocery store. We were cracking up, and you will too! You'll never look at celery the same ever again. Enjoy!
Oh, Maxim. You make it so easy to laugh at you. Today, when purchasing this month’s Maxim, I was charged like six dollars. I paid six freaking dollars for a 30-page magazine full of naked women. In tiny print beneath the cover model's legs reads the tagline “This issue is 75% pants-free.” Well, good...because who likes pants? I don’t.
Even though it's so cathartic to vomit a few passive aggressive phrases on your Facebook status update or TwitPic a shot of the horribly dressed person standing ahead of you in line, don't ever slam your parents on social media. You just might end up with BULLETS in your laptop and accidental YouTube infamy.
No, this is not a joke. Last weekend a customer of this Las Vegas establishment went into cardiac arrest while consuming a 6,000 calorie Triple Bypass burger that contained 12 slices of bacon. While the waitresses look great in the sexy nurse get up, they were of little help to the suffering patron, and he was rushed to a nearby hospital.
I turned 21 yesterday. By legal standards, I’m a grown up. But most importantly, I’m officially in the era of the twenty somethings. I kicked off this milestone with some serious adult-like self reflection and an SATC episode. I noticed something – Carrie Bradshaw and her three always referred to anyone under thirty with disdain.
No, there is not actually a video of skeletons having sex on a tin roof. That's not even possible. Get your minds out of the gutter! But now, thanks to this song, you can find out what it would sound like. And thanks to the music video, you can find out what it would be like to drop acid.
Our society generally assumes that 'body issues' spawn from the desire to be thinner. Ioana Spangenberg actually suffers from the opposite. This Romanian born, 30 year old model has been trying to gain weight for the past 15 years.
I like to pretend Selena doesn’t know what an orgasm is, and I do think Cosmo is naïve if they are expecting that little girls won’t bypass the raunchy cover stories just to get their hands on some more Selena memorabilia. But besides 12 year olds learning how to have their best orgasm, readers can also hope to discover “Why Guys Love It When You Bite Your Lip,” the “3 Things He Doesn’t Have to Know” and more!
Woa! Definitely had a WTF moment when I saw this one. Thank you, Maria Cristerna, for making my tattoo story a total joke. My initial reaction to her er...transformation was that woman must have serious issues.
Guess what! Roseanne Barr (yes, that crazy nut) is officially running for president! While I would never, ever vote for her, I kind of want her to go a little further with this just so I can see the mess that would be her campaign. What policies would she even implement? Well, in honor of Roseanne running for president, here are a few quotes that kinda make me scared of the answer...
'Why?' tends to be the popular question. Followed quickly by, 'Were you drunk? and 'Do you regret it?' No. Well, I was drunk, but I definitely don't regret it. It's awesome.
My favorite headlines are, and no I’m not joking, “Is Everything Better With a Monkey?” “We Go Camping at Occupy Wall Street!” and “Women Who Want to Use You For Sex (and Where to Meet Them).” February is also a bonus month for our favorite men’s magazine, it comes with a “Hometown Hotties” insert in Maxim Lingerie talking about their favorite things to wear during sexy time.
Everybody loves to complain about the cheap, crappy alcohol at college parties. But just think, it could be worse. At least you're not downing a glass of donkey semen and washing it down with a glass of urine. Surprise! That's exactly what Fear Factor contestants will be doing on the new season of the show.
When I tested out this exercise a few moments ago, I definitely became victim of a mind f***. I am all about weird brain teasers and cool exercises that show how awesome the human mind is, and so when this little test came along, I was more than willing to check it out.
If you're watching this video and waiting for this guy to do something besides get wet with his clothes on, stop. That's all he does...throughout the entire video. There are two things I don't understand about this video. 1. I don't understand why he's doing this and 2. I don't understand why I've already watched it three times in a row.
Whenever I'm trolling the internet, looking for something new and exciting to post over and over and annoy my friends with, I somehow always end up on OMG Facts. Every day OMG Facts comes out with new, interesting, shocking, and hilarious fun facts that will literally make you say, "What the f***?!"
Shailene Woodley, who co-starred with George Clooney in Golden Globe winner for Best Picture Drama, The Descendants, didn't wear the standard black stiletto to the after-parties like every other starlet -- she wore barefoot running shoes. These "shoes" look like heavy duty socks that work as running shoes.
I don't know if it's the style, the loud colors or just the general public opinion that Crocs are ugly that makes them so easy to poke fun at, but we all do. Here's the thing though: the Crocs company sells shoes and other products that are even uglier than their trademark shoe! Hard to process, I know, but take a look.
When I first read this story, I actually said, "What the f*ck!?" out loud. Now with that warning out of the way, I will enlighten you all about a woman from England who was born with two vaginas. That's right, two vaginas.
When you think of Barbie, you think of the classic childhood doll even if she is proportionally incorrect and could never exist in real life. We all had Barbies, Kens, and dream houses. Sometimes you'd get a cool limited edition Barbie, but we stumbled upon some extremely interesting (and creepy) celebrity Barbies.
The combination of Jay-Z's swagger and Beyonce's bootylicious dancing (yes, I did just pull all of you back to 2000 - I may have watched the "Bootylicious" music video a few days ago) in one tiny, adorable package could be dangerous. However, I do hope she was born doing the "Single
Babies Ladies" dance.
What better way for Maxim to start off 2012 than to have J-Woww gracing the cover? Because nothing says relevant and timely quite like a Jersey Shore cast member. Oh, wait, it's not 2010 any more. Regardless, JWoww looks kind of really comfortable and sexy while embracing the super sleazetastic Maxim aesthetic.
Why would a woman ever want to smell like a pre-teen boy with B.O. or a creepy man at a club? Either I was wrong in believing that all girls hate the smell of Axe as much as I do, or someone at Axe needs to be fired for thinking women would actually buy this product.
Reports have been circulating that an 18 year-old Sarah McKinley from Oklahoma shot and killed a man who was trying to break into her home. If you've read the story already, you know that her husband tragically died on Christmas Eve leaving her with three month-old son. It's a terrible story, yes. And sadly, we're about to burst your bubble.