Fergie’s Door Swings Wide

It’s every man’s dream (and by “every man”, I mean “Josh Duhamel”): Fergie has confessed to lezzing out.

In a recent interview she copped to carpet-munching: “I have had lesbian experiences in the past. But I started having sex quite late on – after I was 18. I was raised a good Catholic girl.” Pffft. So was Jenna Jameson! [*That might be false.]

The brilliant lyricist may oft be “up in the gym”, but that ain’t the only place she’s workin’ on her fitness, youknowwhatImean? “I won’t say how many men I have slept with, although it’s not many, but I am a very sexual person.” …As evidenced by the fact that she rarely wears clothes. Well, that, and she can develop a sexual euphemism out of anything. London Bridge? Really? I’ve sat and pontificated on that one for hours and I still don’t get it.

Fergie – who really stretches her acting chops by playing a lesbian in Quentin Tarantino’s new horror film ‘Grindhouse’ – has also confessed to being hooked on crystal meth. Now, if I’ve learned anything from True Life: I’m On Crystal Meth, it’s that meth makes you loony and rots your teeth. So judge her as you like, but I’ve gotta say that I really admire Fergie’s dedication to feigning Britishness.

Anyway, the Fergilicious star (…can she self-adjectivize like that?) says she was lucky she lived to see the day to reference her humps. Said the Dutchess: “When I was going through my out-of-control phase, I could have got into some very dangerous situations. But I never sold my body – ever. I even had a gun put to my head during a Los Angeles drug deal that went wrong. Luckily, I got out of it.” Luckily, indeed.

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