Yesterday, we showed a picture of Zac Efron on the cover of Rolling Stone and said he looked gay. How rude!
Which brings me to this: gay or not (but totally gay), girls recently have been going for guys just like Zac.
Why, you ask? Why on EARTH would a normal, man-loving woman want a guy like Zac Efron?
Well, it’s not just because they’re pretty. It’s because, and get this – lots of women say that these “FemiMen” make better long-term partners!
Dailymail said, “A study found ‘masculine’ looking men were judged to be less faithful and worse parents. Similarly, psychologists found men with feminine facial features are seen as more committed and less likely to cheat on their partners.”
Wow! More committed? How ever would we spot one of these diamonds in the rough?
Apparently, these FemiMen have:
1) Fuller lips
2) Wider eyes
3) Thinner, curvier eyebrows
4) A nicer complexion
So, basically, these studies are showing that women prefer guys who look more like girls – think “Metro,” but on a more scientific basis, of course.
This is stupid. I understand that meatheads make shitty boyfriends. Guys who come off and make the effort to appear all masculine and tough are usually just insecure douche bags unfit for relationships in the first place. But, come on! FEMIMEN??
Why would anyone want to be with a guy who has “thinner and curvier” eyebrows than ours – just because they look “healthier?” That difference of style and appearance is what makes the dynamics of male/female relationships work. There are actually guys out there who are guys – who look and act masculine, but make awesome long-term boyfriends, too!
These studies are just trying to make superficial excuses for women who go for those shitty, frat-tastic, meathead assholes, knowing they’re gonna get hurt in the end. It’s not about looks, it’s about genuine personality and finding some one who makes a good boyfriend/husband/dad no matter how thin his eyebrows may be.
I’m sorry, but as much as I don’t want to date a guy who thinks he’s all rough and tough, I don’t want to date a FemiMan, either. I want some one who will protect me, not some one who’s gonna guard his naturally luscious hair while I punch another guy in the face for grabbing my ass.
Like this guy. Yeah! He’ll protect me.