Pocket Shot: A Flask on the Fly!

Dances, frat parties, football games, Spring Break: all fun college activities made that much better with the help of our dear friend, Alcohol.And what’s worse than lugging a huge bottle of liquor or a twelve pack of beer? Well, nothing — besides being sober.

I promise, I’m not an alcoholic. But we, as college students, just tend to drink…all the time…for every occasion…or no occasion at all.

Which is why this new product could be one of the most ingenious inventions ever. The Pocket Shot, a $2 shot of liquor in a squish-able, squeezable, travel-able, easy to use package.

INGENIOUS!

I mean how many times have you been at a party and the line for a cup of warm keg beer is so long and the frat boys are total douches because they’re serving the skinny bitches who will put out first? Well, wait no more! Just pull out the pocket shot! No need to clean, refill or purchase liquor for your flask. With the pocket shot, you can simply stow it in your purse and pull it out in your time of need.

Developer Jarrold Bachmann says that his company is “not just selling alcohol,” bur rather “providing a fun and functional way to break out of the bottle that fits with an active and on-the-go lifestyle.”

Hell yes!

Best of all, the liquor contained in those magical plastic pouches isn’t the nasty schmegma often purchased by college students because its cheap. Pocket Shot comes in five decent varieties:

• Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Aged Four Years

• Imported Caribbean Gold Rum

• Premium, Triple Distilled Vodka

• London Dry Gin

• Especial Gold Tequila Imported from Mexico

Unfortunately, the Pocket Shot is only currently available in Colorado, California, Arizona, New Mexico and Wisconsin. But keep your eyes peeled; this product is sure to hit every liquor store shelf soon!

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