Man Cries Date Rape, Mother of 5 Charged

Hold on your barf bags, girls. This is gonna get disgusting.

A 5-foot tall, 42-year-old mother of five from Sussex, England was recently arrested and charged with sexually assaulting a 6-foot tall acquaintance.

Tanya Hutchinson claims that when she and her friend (who can’t be named for legal reasons…and the possibility that women all over the world might want to kill him) climbed into bed at 11 AM on a Thursday afternoon last June, the sex was completely consensual. The man she slept with claimed that Hutchinson dropped date-rape drugs into his wine and molested him.

After cops barged into her house and arrested her in front of her 7-year-old son, they took her back to the station and interrogated her for hours, asking mortifying questions about her sexual escapades with the man in question.

Hutchinson claimed that she had grown close to the man, an old business acquaintance of her husband’s, after her divorce, and a few dates into their relationship came to believe that even though the man was still married, he was separated from his wife.

“He told me that he thought ours would be a special, long-lasting relationship and he spoke of taking me on a trip to Portugal.” Hutchinson said, “I began to believe we had a future together.”

Which was why, when he appeared at her door at 11 AM on that June afternoon with two bottles of wine, she thought it was okay that it was “very clear he was there for sex.”

After the deed was done, the man “started talking about how much he loved his wife and how he would never leave her” Hutchinson explained. “His whole manner changed and he seemed very cold. He got dressed, walked into the kitchen and threw £60 on the table, saying, ‘Buy something for the kids.’ I was horrified that he seemed to be treating me like a prostitute.”

“In the heat of the moment” Hutchinson threatened to tell his wife about the affair.

That’s when the bastard ran to the police, claimed he had been raped, and threw Tanya’s life into a tailspin.

The worst part about the whole event?

A few days after being questioned for hours, having articles of her clothing taken in and tested, and looking like a criminal in front of her child, the police phoned and said that the man claiming rape had “admitted she was telling the truth.”

Crying rape when the accuser is sure it never happened is a despicable act no matter what gender a person is, but when a man falsely indicts a woman he becomes a special sort of vile—not to mention a complete and utter pansy-ass asshole.

Here’s hoping his wife dumped him.

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