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When I Die I Want :-) On My Tombstone


• I really wish my contribution to society was “:-)”! I’m really jealous…seriously. (

• So, wait, it’s breaking news now that people like to look at attractive people and it only takes a half second to notice them? Any horny college kid could’ve told you that. (Yahoo News)

• If you have a tramp stamp, beware! All of those pregnancies that your stamp has been causing is going to make birth a lot more painful. (

• Bad News: You’re in college and weed is still illegal. Good News: As long as you’re not a raging pot-head. (

• I almost forgot Halloween was coming. So, just in case you love candy as much as we do at College Candy (ha) check out some sweets that never made it onto store shelves. (