Candy Dish: The Final Sign of the Apocalypse

It’s the final sign that the Apocalypse is here–Winehouse and Doherty
I tend to only date guys with a nice set of Moobs
Happy Bea-Day, Bea Arthur!
Jane Doe rape kits are officially on the books
Man’s Best Friend is really looking out for you
Most days, I wish I went to Harvard.
I am so over hipsters–and now N.E.R.D.
One day, I hope to be pretty like Chase Crawford
Yay, another installment of Why I’ll Never Date Spencer Pratt
How is The Real Word even relevant anymore?

Dump Him Already: A Playlist
Dump Him Already: A Playlist
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