Candy Dish: Granny Stripper Loves a Good Time

She’ll give you a lap dance, as long as you hold her cane
I guess I’m not the only one who has no idea how to do that damn self breast exam
How to “unlock” your iPhone 3G
Sure! Let’s define Birth Control as abortion!! Sounds like a plan, George W!!!
Yo, stop buying sh*t
I always thought they were recycling this stuff
Oh man, these Belugas are seriously tripping me out
Some best friend she is
Eat your Pork Rinds, Billy! They’re good for you
Sarah Jessica Parker’s Mole…ohmygod you guys, it’s gone!!

You Can Cook Me Dinner Anytime: Sexy Celebrity Chefs
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