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Dear Tuffy Luv,
I’m dating this guy who is really great in (almost) every way. He’s cute, my friends all like him, and he’s a lot of fun to hang out with.
The only thing is, we’ve been going out for almost six months now and he’s never gone down on me. I’ve gone down on him at least ten times. I asked him what the deal is and he said he “doesn’t like the smell,” not of me, but of all girls.
What do you think?
Deprived Of Oral
I think the boy better suck it up and be a man, that’s what I think.
I mean, look, Girl – it’s one thing if neither of you wants oral. And it’s another if neither one of you are doing it. But if one of you is only giving and the other is only receiving–well, it’s time to have a talk.
Is he not aware that his junk don’t smell so great either? Look, we’re all human beings–we can’t help but smell a little. But that shouldn’t stop us from sexually fulfilling our partners, especially in such a standard kind of way.
Or, if he’d like, he can forgo oral as well and then you’ll be even. But somehow I doubt he’ll do that. You know why? Because it feels flipping fantastic, and he’s being a greedy little b*tch.
To ease the baby into it, perhaps you could try the conventional methods of smelling better down there. For instance, wash immediately before he’s going to do the deed. Let him pick out a fragrance he enjoys. Hell, pick out a flavored lube together if that does the trick. Ask him what would make him comfortable and then do it. Because, honestly, honey, no one should have to go without oral sex if she wants it. Especially if she’s doling it out herself.
(And remember–always use protection!!! You can get STDs from oral sex, don’t fool yourself!)
Hearts & Skulls,
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