What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Ever T-9′d?

text.jpgEver hear a story while drinking and think to yourself, “Wow, that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard,” only to wake up the next morning and wonder why you laughed in the first place?

This is not a story about that.

Last night, while out with some new friends, I heard a story. A funny story. A story I continued to ask to be repeated for the duration of the evening. A story that is still making me laugh now, after the Advil, bottle of water, and greasy breakfast sandwich.

One of the guys I was with (we will call him Kevin) once met a girl that he liked.  He wooed her all night and was totally smitten. She was intelligent, funny, and had really cute dimples when she smiled. And – score! – he got her number. When Kevin got home later he thought he’d send her a cute text.

“It was great meeting you tonight. You have really cute dimples.”

Unfortunately, T-9 and auto-correct got the best of him.

Upon waking up the following morning – and receiving no response from the girl – Kevin reviewed the text he sent. And what did he find?

“It was great meeting you tonight. You have really cute nipples.”

Yes, nipples. I don’t know how it happened, but it did. Kevin never heard from the girl again. Obviously. I mean, could you imagine getting that text from some dude you met in the bar? Cute ass is one thing, but cute nipples? Totally off limits.

The story got me thinking that this probably happens a lot. I know my phone has turned “bomb” into “boob” on multiple occassions (“I’m totally boobed right now!”) without my noticing. So, I want to know: what is the worst/most embarassing thing you have texted by accident, whether it be a T-9 issue, a drunken text, or some other cellular mishap.

Let us know in the comments. I can’t wait to hear!

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