Welcome freakin’ back, Gossip Girl! I officially screamed at my television last night. Bring on the juicy.
Let me say this: I continue to have a bitter distaste for Dan, and Chuck remains (by far) my total fave. AND Lily gained some cool points tonight too. If you missed it, stop reading now, turn on your DVR, and watch. And if you watched, feel free to comment on your favorite part of last night’s stellar ep.
The show started with the usual Yale bullsh*t. Blah blah blah, aren’t they in yet, already? No, they aren’t. And there’s a certain new, young, hot teacher who is going to rock everyone’s world. Anybody else think it’s weird that Serena instantly becomes her new Shakespeare teacher’s bff? I mean, I had teachers I was tight with, but not to this degree. And, a note to Ms. Carr, never tell your students it’s your first salaried gig. That’s just asking for it.
As the Yale-shizz unravels, Serena laments to Dan that she is afraid that she’ll get into Yale, and Blair won’t. Presumptuous? Or foreshadowing?
This week’s weekly party is the opera gala. Seriously? That’s not nearly as exciting as the white party. But I suppose it’ll do, since Jack has already thrown Chuck’s dead father into the mix. We all know that Chuck was had by Jack last week, but is he going to take that? Hell. No. And you gotta love Lily in this ep for making it happen.
So, on the Yale train, Dan gets in, Serena gets in, Blair gets waitlisted, and Ms. Carr threatens to destroy B’s GPA by not inflating grades. Which obviously infuriates Blair. And because S. apparently has a girl-crush on “Rachel,” (who calls high school teachers by their first names?), she declines Yale so B. can take her spot.
Of course, Blair can’t let it rest, so she instigates a plan to hurt Rachel’s feelings, only to find out that Rachel put in a good word for her at school. Though she does try to fix it, Rachel’s pissed, and calls the headmistress to report Blair, putting the Queen Bee in detention. For real. This can’t be good.
And then we get to the yelling-at-the-tv-thing. Lily and Bart were planning on adopting each others’ kids to be a “real family.” And Bart signed the papers before he died. So, Lily’s signature will make her Chuck’s guardian and thwart Jack’s douchey plans. SERIOUSLY. AWESOME. When that happened, I looked at the clock: 8:45. And I knew there was still 15 minutes of major dramz to come.
Obviously pissed off, the crazy Jack tries to rape Lily in the bathroom of the opera. That’s a Lifetime Original Movie all in itself. Chuck interrupts, punches Jack in the face, and tells Lily, “This doesn’t mean we’re family. Just even.” GOD I love you, CB.
At the close of the episode, Ms. Carr runs into Dan in Brooklyn for a cappucino. The fact that she was in Teach for America, and hot, and obviously written into the GG script to create tension makes me bet on a tumultuous Pacey-Witter-inspired affair bewteen Ms. Carr and Dan. Can’t wait for that. But be careful, Rachel, because Blair has officially waged war on you. And a slip up such as Dan Humphrey could make it oh-so-easy.