Valerie Bertinelli looks better in a bikini than I do.
Hilary Duff does SVU.
20 colleges worth the price.
Save money and give yourself a massage.
Dog poops money?
Octomom = Octo-stripper?
Most boring NCAA tournament ever?
The easiest way to tone those legs.
More women getting pierced…down there.
Rehab that fried hair.
There could be some little Paris Hiltons running around soon.
