G.W.W.E.: T.I. “Lockdown Lover”

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tiWe’re back with another installment of G.W.W.E. (Guys We Wanna Eff)! If bad boys drive you crazy, well you’re in luck because this week we are partners-in-crime with T.I.!

T.I. may not be the top candidate for Role Model of the Year, but sometimes with guys, you just don’t care. The sizzling Atlanta rapper has been heating up the Bilboard charts since 2004 with hits like “Bring ‘Em Out”  and “Live Your Life.”  He’s collaborated with industry big shots Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, and Pharrell Williams, who called him the “Jay-Z of the South.”

Musical success aside, T.I. (born Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr.) boasts what is arguably one of the hottest bods in the rap world.  From his impeccable pecs to his absolutely awesome abs, T.I. is cut like a diamond. To top it off, his steely-eyed sneer could coax even the most prudish of women into his bed for a thorough eff.  And you know you can call the shots, because he has promised you “Whatever  You Like.”

Today, however, T.I. departs the public as he begins a one-year prison sentence for pleading guilty to a charge of posessing an unregistered weapon.  But he’s already spent a lot of time accounting for his crime on the MTV hitRoad to Redemption,” in which he speaks with troubled teens to keep them from arriving at the same fate as himself.  In my book, demonstrating remorse for one’s mistakes and helping others always score big points on my effability scale.

Besides, his encarceration definitely adds to the forbidden fruit, bad-boy allure he strutts so well.  So, T.I., as you begin your sentence today, have faith that we’ll be thinking of you.  If you ever need a conjugal visit, you know who to call!

COLLEGECANDY Writer
COLLEGECANDY Writer
I have a New York accent, an open mind, an obsession with running, a philosophy degree, a gluten allergy, a talent for remembering peoples' birthdays, emetophobia, a horrible sense of humor, and a collection of Olympics memorabilia.
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