Will Work (It) For Fritos

fritosIf there’s one thing I’ve learned in my life it’s that people will do anything for money, fame, or sex.  But for a bag of Frito Lays? Well yes, apparently that fits into the same category for some people out there.

Sue Smith a 36-year-old woman from Oklahoma, agreed to accept a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. John Faron Johnson, a Frito-Lay employee who participated in this trade, didn’t have money but she agreed to do the deed anyway, as long as she got her hands on those chips. I mean, pretty sweet deal on John’s part, but a BJ for some corn chips!?

I hope she enjoyed those things, because Sue was ordered to pay a $1,142 fine as a result of a prostitution charge. Yes, BJs for chips is considered prostitution.

Sue got me thinking. I can tell you one thing for sure, although I am a fan of those Frito-Lays (bbq are the BEST) I would not trade sex for them. Here are some things that I’d say would make a fair deal.

A day at the spa
It’s difficult to splurge on things these days with our not-so-hot economy, especially when it comes to things like manicures and pedicures. You feel stupid for wasting all that money when you can paint your own nails at home. So yeah, if someone were to give me an entire day at the spa with a manicure, pedicure, massage, and facial all included, I’d totally be down (pun intended).

A Handbag
I’d find a Marc Jacobs employee instead of a Frito-Lay one, and get a gorgeous bag to replace my fake Coach.

Concert Tickets
If you aren’t willing to sit online for hours hoping to get decent seats, travel to another city, or spend an unnecessary amount of money, it’s not easy to see your favorite rock stars live. So, since I didn’t win the No Doubt tickets, I’d say front row seats would be fair game. (And backstage passes if the guy had lots of back hair.)

A Vacation
11 minutes and a fake O for a trip to Europe? I’m in!

What, if anything, would you trade?

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