Ashley Greene: Another Hollywood Moron Sends Nakey Pics [Poll]

ashley_greene copyForget high waisted skirts and thigh-high boots. The latest celebrity trends these days are sex tapes and nude photos.

Obviously no one learned their lesson from Paris Hilton (or Kim Kardashian, Leighton Meester, Screech, etc…). and clearly Vanessa Hudgens’ nude body all over the internet didn’t quite send the don’t-take-nude-pictures message either, because twilight star Ashley Greene has some not-so-PG photos circulating the world wide web.

And I just. don’t. get it.

How many people need to have their tatas posted on TMZ and passed around from blog to blog to news channel for the young stars in Hollywood to get the message? It’s like these girls secretly want their pictures all over the internet; like maybe they think it will help their career or publicize an upcoming film (real film, not porny film). If that’s the case, I’m pretty sure New Moon was going to do just fine without Ash’s nude photos, and I highly doubt this tween star’s career is going to benefit from her vajay being splashed all over the web.

But if it’s not for those reasons, then why the eff haven’t these people realized? Why do they continue to disrobe in front of their webcams? And WHY DO THEY SEND THEM OUT? Even internet whore Perez Hilton, who benefits most from these photo sessions, issued out a warning: “How many times do we have to say it? Do NOT take any nudie pics unless you want them to get out – because they will!”

This whole phenomenon boggles (or bottles) my mind. I don’t understand.
Tell me, have you learned this lesson yet? Would you send sexy photos?

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