Facebook Wall of Shame: It’s The Final (and Annoying) Countdown

This week’s Wall of Shame contains some of the most horrifying status updates that have appeared on our readers’ (and my own) Facebook walls… this week. Because – come on, people – we don’t need to know how many times you poop a day, or exactly how many credits you had to complete at community college to get your degree.

You know you’ve got people like these in your newsfeed. Send the worst statuses you see to FBWallOfShame@CollegeCandy.com. Then send the perpetrator a link to this article. Consider it a community service.

Heartbroken Harry wonders why the ones who are SO convincingly nice and awesome ALSO turn out to be a**holes. WOW.

Girl Whose Updates Consist Solely of What Her Dog Does Getting Dooney out of bed to play in the snow is next to impossible. She just looks at me and then lays back down. She is such a teenie-bopper. I literally put her leash on and tried to pull her out of bed with no luck, the bed would have had to go on a walk also!

TMI Tina why have i already sh*t 4 times today?
Concerned Commenter
why are you posting this on facebook?

Too-Old-For-Facebook Tammy Not happy to discover the beginning of wrinkles on my face the day of my 10-year high school reunion. There better be some horrible lighting at that restaurant!!

Girl Who Graduated (Community) College But Still Can’t Spell Assistant 5 Semesters @ MVCC + 3 college courses from High School. A total of 67 credit hours. An accumulative GPA of 3.0 = My Associates Degree in Administrative Assitant. πŸ™‚

Angry Alyssa and who are you to tell me how to conduct myself? why don’t you practice safe sex and go F**K yourself.

Annoying Countdown Girl 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! 2 days! …

Jealous Jessie you may be prettier, have bigger tattoos, and get drunk all the time, but i have this on you. all those things are going to get you no where, and i actually have a future. so stick that in your juice box and SUCK IT

Bragging Betty today was a 100% great day! spent some time with [friend] and [friend], got an amazing performance review from my internship, got 100/100 points on my final portfolio, got a great set up from College Success Connection, and a cutie made me smile today!!! now going to work on a paper but i am going to Ace it so I am ok with that!!!!! πŸ˜€

Bad Choices Becca I’m gonna get a DUI on the drive home right now. F**kkkk

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