Kim’s Too Busy for Reggie Bush?

In the back news of the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock scandal, another couple has called it quits: Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush. Ok, when you are finished drying your tears, please keep reading.

The ultimate deal breaker for the relationship? Kim’s extremely busy schedule. Apparently Ms. KK didn’t have enough time for some post-Super Bowl nookie.

Wait a second, Kim is getting the boot because she is trying to be independently successful?  What happened to all the men out there like Ne-Yo, (‘Miss Independent’ anyone) who supported a woman who supported herself? WTF, Reggie? I totally understand wanting someone that has time to cuddle with you, root for you at all your games and give you lap dances in the basement of her parents’ house. Those are all the perks of being in a relationship after all. But at the same time, it’s 2010, baby! How does any women deserve the break-up card for trying to be successful? Your man is supposed to be with you every step of the way, supporting your rise to the top, not dumping you for it.

And Kim’s “career” is finally taking off! She’s making money for hanging out with her family, selling her new aroma, and eating salad. And if that’s not enough to keep her busy, she’s Tweeting every step of the way! She doesn’t have time to cater to Reggie’s needs – she’s got tight dresses to wear and red carpets to walk. She needs a man (like Lamar) who can fit into all of that.

And unfortunately, that man is not Reggie Bush. Fortunately for me, though, Reggie is single and ready to mingle. And with my wide open schedule and this handy dandy new invention, I could definitely be the woman of his dreams.

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