Free Crap Day

Tax Day isn't so bad when your nibbling on one of these. FOR FREE.

So tomorrow is Tax Day!  Yay!  Well, actually, not really, because taxes blow.  Signing that check is like a shot to the heart to all the money that I have made…the little of it that there is.  Basically taxes suck.  BUT.  Tax Day has an upside.  “How can that be?”  You might ask.  Well reader, I shall tell you.

FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF!! (And some pretty great discounts to boot.)

To help ease the pain of forking over all your hard-earned money to Uncle Sam, a few mighty fine companies are offering up some really great free sh*t. So put the wallet away and get ready to rake in the freebies!

Subway: FREE COOKIE!!  (No purchase necessary!)

Starbucks: FREE coffee if you bring in a reusable mug or cup!! (Al Gore/Leo/Mother Earth would be proud.)

Jamba Juice: FREE smoothie with this coupon!!

Maggie Moos: One FREE slice of ice cream pizza from 3-7 pm! (Never had it, but putting two of my favorite things together has to be delish.)

Cinnabon: Two FREE cupcake bites between 6 and 8 pm!!

Boston Market: Buy one plate get one FREE with this coupon!!

McCormick & Schmick’s: $10.40 dinner and drink specials, plus a free $10.40 certificate for a future visit!!

P.F. Changs: 15% off your bill for dine-in or carry out!

Dunkin Donuts: FREE doughnut!!

Staples and Office Depot: FREE copying for up to 30 (Staples) or 25 (Office Depot) single-sided pages of tax documents!! (OK, so that one’s not so exciting, but it could be good for all you procrastinators out there…)

Wow, that was a lot of exclamation points, but can you blame me? We’re talking free food here, peeps; if that’s not worth some enthusiasm, I don’t know what is. I’ve never been so proud to be an American.

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