The Men of Cannes. Let the Drooling Begin

While guys love ranking foreign and domestic beer, I love ranking foreign and domestic men. Which is why the Cannes Film Festival is my favorite time of year. Gorgeous men from near and far come together (in tuxedos!) to look into my soul the camera and look super fine. And even though Carey Mulligan tried to subvert my stalking by standing in front of every. camera. in the country of France (seriously, where did this girl come from?), I was able to round up a few choice shots of Cannes’ finest.

Ryan Gossling has left his Notebook days far behind, but thankfully retained that scruffy, wanna-jump-him-in-the-rain quality we all loved so much.  For those of you who prefer your guys tall, dark, and aged to perfection, look no further than Javier Bardem.  Though Penelope Cruz has already called dibs, you can still dream.  Also on the list are Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna, who will woo you in languages you can’t even understand; Shia LaBeouf; French hottie Gaspard Ulliel; Pharrell Williams; and a mustachioed Josh Brolin.

It’s Monday. You’re tired, over-worked and coming down from a Skittles high. So just sit back, relax, and take in a little Cannes culture. [Click on the picture to get some more of that sweet, sweet lovin’.]

Rumor has it super-hotties Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp were also in attendance, but pictures have yet to surface. If you happen to find them, send ’em my way. I’ve got a long, lonely night ahead of me.

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