Lindsay Lohan is Officially Worrying Me

Photo courtesy of Perez Hilton. Normally we wouldn't even check that loser's website, but we just couldn't let this go.

It’s no secret that Lindsay Lohan is in deep, smelly, steaming shadoobie. Between the drunken stumbles, the Twitter fights with her GF and the vagina flashes, we’ve been watching this girl’s fall from Mean Girls grace for years now. We don’t expect anything but a hot mess anymore.

Papa Lohan has expressed his worry about his troubled daughter, but we just let it go. The guy wears mesh shirts, for God’s sake; what does he know about anything?

But now we’re officially worried. It’s like every time we think Lilo’s hit rock bottom, she falls a whole lot further. And it wasn’t news of Lindsay’s impending jail sentence that tipped us over the edge, it’s this outfit. What the hell is going on here? The combination of the hat, the booty shorts, the thigh high hooker hose? Girlfriend’s gotta be on some serious drugs and in major trouble if she looked in the mirror and thought this ensemble was a good idea.

I mean, Lindsay can’t do much right anymore, but at least we could always count on her to chug vodka pull together an awesome outfit. And now that she can’t even do that, well, we’re scared. Will she wake up tomorrow with a shaved head? Will she start throwing cell phones at taxi drivers?

Slipping those on those tights was clearly a cry for help, and we hear it loud and clear. We never thought we’d say this, but we’re on team Michael Lohan. It’s time for an Intervention, Linds.

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