Gossip Cheat Sheet: Who’s Preggers? I Can’t Keep Track

A lot of stuff happened this week, and thankfully, none of it involved cheating! I know, I couldn’t believe it either! But there are lots of babies on the way, so hold tight. I guess Hollywood’s finest has to procreate in order to keep this dangerous cycle of hot mess going.

Crucial:

1. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil are expecting twins! The couple already has a son together, Rene-Charles, and have been trying for some time to get pregnant again. Celine reportedly went through multiple failed in vitro attempts and a miscarriage, so having twins is a blessing. Congrats!

2. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon may be expecting. While pregnancy rumors with these two have been flying around for months, they might actually be true this time! Mariah’s been sporting a bump recently, and hubby Nick tweeted this week, “If & when my wife is ready to make ANY announcements about private matters she will do it personally. Thanks for being respectful GodBless.” If true, get ready for a new child star!

3. Glee’s own Sue Sylvester, Jane Lynch in real life, got married to partner Dr. Laura Embry this week in Massachusetts! The two live in California where gay marriage has not been legalized so they had a small, intimate ceremony in MA. Awesome!

4. Kourtney Kardashian and baby daddy Scott Disick are not over despite reports. A recent episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami aired showing a violent and alcoholic side of Scott that landed him in the hospital, leaving Kourtney to fear for her and baby Mason’s safety. She has returned to LA and is hoping to get Scott professional help. Sad, but hopefully he’ll get his act together eventually.

5. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are dunzo? PLEASE BE TRUE! No one is really sure if this is for real or if it’s a publicity stunt, but Heidi has moved out of her home with Spencer and is now living with friend, Jen Bunney. Shocker: Spencer’s a controlling freak. Unfortunately, this is likely to be a stunt judging by Heidi’s spontaneous photo shoot of her looking all sad and lonely. Or maybe her face is just stuck that way.

Less Crucial:

1. John Mayer had to cancel the rest of his European tour due to “illness”. Well, it turns out, that “illness” is diarrhea. Sexy.

2. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are not getting back together despite OK! Magazine’s reports. God, I wish they would; they’re too cute.

3. Lindsay Lohan got her wisdom teeth out this week and then went out to see Sex In The City 2! Guess this is the most exciting Lilo news we’ll be hearing now that she’s gotta stay clean. Sad?

4. Miley Cyrus preformed a song about ex Nick Jonas and now her and boyfriend Liam are on the rocks. Note to self: Don’t talk about how you and your ex will get back together when you’ve got a new boyf.

5. Um, Natalie Portman’s ballet boyfriend, Benjamin Millepied, is smokin’.

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