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Guys Do WHAT When They’re Driving?!


Put your hands where I can see them, sir.

Here’s a headline I never expected to read. reports:

Major Accident Cause: 11% Of Male Drivers Under 30 Distracted By Fondling Themselves While Driving

So many stick shift jokes…
But first…. Uh, what?

Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoy the smell of a new car too, but definitely not enough to pleasure myself at a red light. I don’t know what disturbs me more about this: the thought of getting into a car accident because a guy was getting off or the fact that I just bought a used car….

Do you think CarFax does a black light test?

When my mom moved me into my dorm freshman year she left me $65 to buy a humidifier. I took that money and bought a pair of heels because I can sleep without damp air blowing in my face, but I can't rock a humidifier with a hot black mini.