Weekly Wrap Up: It’s a Hot Mess Up In Here

You know what’s cool? Pit stains. Or not. But thanks to the summer sun, I’ve got ’em and I have a feeling they’ll be sticking around until September. That oughta be good for my social life.

What else is going on? You mean besides sweat-induced breakouts, funky tan burn lines, and 24/7 cravings for popsicles? Yeah, not much. Thank god all those ass-hats in Hollywood are keeping it real, otherwise I’d have nothing to do with myself while I spend my days huddled up on the air conditioning vent in my bedroom. Speaking of bedrooms, have you entered the CollegeCandy contest to win a total bedroom makeover?!

Perhaps reflecting on the week that was will cool things down a bit.

– Mel Gibson has officially gone off the deep end and taken on the title of Douchebag of the Century.

– Could you be one of these people? Here are six friends you’ll never see over summer break

– Kate and Jon didn’t work out, neither did Jake and Vienna. But what about Kate…and Jake? Maybe these new matchups will last in Hollywood.

– Wanna have sex? Forget about it. Let’s watch porn instead. Read about the new phenomenon about porn replacing sex.

– Short hair in, long hair out. Read about one CC writer’s obsession with short hair. (And rightfully so, look at Audrey Hepburn!)

– While you’re lounging poolside soaking up the sun, one post-grad is slaving away to prepare for the LSATs. Who do you think is having more fun? Hint: you.

– Emma Watson: smart, sucessful and the face of Burberry. Read why everyone here at CollegeCandy loves her style.

– Tired of working out every time you go out to eat? Eat these healthy foods and rock that hot summer bod.

– Guys are complicated. Wait, no they’re not.

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Uncle Jesse Is Victorious!
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